what's the oldest thing in your fridge right now?

[Island Son]

The mayo expired a month ago. It's still tasty!

 

[silverfish]

I have a water bottle filled with Accelerade from August in the back of the fridge. I overslept and didn't make the ride so there it sits. I'll probably leave it there until the spring when I need that bottle. Should I go and take a drink of it?

 

[c-sharp minor]

My grandmother.

 

[SoreArms]

probably some blue cheese dressing that had been sitting in the fridge for almsot a year before I moved here. I don't like blue cheese but some visitor, some day might

 

[redguru]

I have a tupperware container of Bleu Cheese that I have no idea how long it has been in the fridge.














Oops, that's ground turkey. Never mind.

 

[Island Son]

salsa from last summer. It's too hard to reach all the way to the back of the top shelf.

oh wait brb

 

[needtogetaas]

i got turky stew from thanks giveing.

 

[Smurfy]

There is surely something in the fridge here from long before I moved here in August. I think there is a tupperware container with some breading in it and it's been in there probably a year or so. Oh and some yeast that's been in there nearly 2 yrs I bet.

 

[Island Son]

heh... the winner in my fridge is the maple syrup.
I got it from my ex's grandma a year before we broke up...then single for a year....another gf for 3 years...single for a year again

if any you good bro/broettes come over.... pancakes with maple syrup!

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

My hand.

 

[Mr. dB]

I have a drawer full of Heinekens and Newcastles that dates from sometime in the mid-1990s when I filled it and never touched it again.

 

[Spartacus]

blue cheese is the best
a bottle never lasts a week in my fridge

as for old
probably horseradish dip

 

[starfish]

My refrigerator is brand new....I'm all good for now.

 

[Spartacus]

I have a drawer full of Heinekens and Newcastles that dates from sometime in the mid-1990s when I filled it and never touched it again.

I call bullshit

 

[c00per]

the bulb


I gotta go shopping one day.

 

[Hiatussin]

theres frozen french fries in the freezer from around ´97

 

[Lady Viking]

blue cheese expired a week ago

 

[Mr. dB]

I call bullshit

You'd be wrong.

How long are old beers good for anyway, if they've been kept refrigerated constantly?

I always heard that it's good to keep all empty space in your fridge filled with bottles of liquid, it keeps the temperature constant and saves energy. That's why I've never tossed out the old beers.

 

[Spartacus]

You'd be wrong.

How long are old beers good for anyway, if they've been kept refrigerated constantly?

I always heard that it's good to keep all empty space in your fridge filled with bottles of liquid, it keeps the temperature constant and saves energy. That's why I've never tossed out the old beers.

I get it half right

 

[Mr. dB]

I get it half right

???

You called bullshit. That doesn't leave any room for half-right. Either the beers have been in the vegetable crisper since the mid-1990s or they haven't. I'd post a pic, but I don't have a digi-cam so we'd have to wait for the 35mm film to be developed.

 

[Raina]

I have 4 bottles of wine in the fridge.

 

[eat big]

Some dead babies.

 

[Spartacus]

???

You called bullshit. That doesn't leave any room for half-right. Either the beers have been in the vegetable crisper since the mid-1990s or they haven't. I'd post a pic, but I don't have a digi-cam so we'd have to wait for the 35mm film to be developed.

I meant I fill my fridge with bottles of liguid too
but I consume them
within the decade

 

[thelion2005]

The mayo expired a month ago. It's still tasty!

My hand ....

Taking out this shriveled up lemon that was hiding behind a drawer.

 

[nycgirl]

A jar of relish. I must've bought it when I planned on making potato salad. Its probably months old. It has never been opened.

 

[BrothaBill]

I meant I fill my fridge with bottles of liguid too
but I consume them
within the decade

lolol, that made me laugh for real

 

[HSV]

I got 3 year old dope cookies in the freezer.Thet were really , really strong . Got really , really fucked up. Am to scared to have another one. But those damn religious freaks that go door to door , havent been around , so the cookies are still there.

 

[Saintinistic]

A bottle of White Chocolate Ice-cream topping. Easily 2 years old. It was too sweet, but I am too tight to throw it out. Had it before my daughter was born in 2004.

When I was flatting in my 20's, we had vegetables that went mouldy in the back of the fridge. Bogans!

 

[BUBBLES]

eggs which are about 3 months old

 

[Spartacus]

eggs which are about 3 months old

let me at them eggs

 

[novamanms]

30 yr. old bottle of angostura bitters.

Delicious on ice cream.