Whats the most desperate thing any of you guys have done to get some ass?

[shrimp poboy]

And dont fuckin come in here and act like you havent done anything dumb to get some pootin nanny.I'll go first The last piece of strange i got outside of my current GF I met at the casino she was on vacation and shacked up with some Cockblockin slut bag in an overpriced 4 star hotel,being the horn dog i was at the time I said id spring for a room(310.00 total)And all I had was 20.00 left for a bottle of some cheap ass overpriced swill merlot I bought from the hotel bar(that i jooed the bartender down on)Woke up with pennys but accomplished my goal.I got a million more but lets here what you got.

 

[shrimp poboy]

Come on pussies

 

[PICK3]

and one time ... at Cutter's, I

 

[gstacker]

This chic wouldn't give me any unless I was serious and to prove I was serious I had to go get pictures taken with her.... Wow I'm such a dirt ball.
I'd rather spring for the 300.00 dollar room next time...
I think that's the most desperate thing I've done???

 

[-SD-]

drove 4 hours to shithole Laredo.

 

[Metasomatized Ijolite]

I changed a diaper once hoping to score with a single MILF.

 

[bigmann245]

got married

 

[shrimp poboy]

drove 4 hours to shithole Laredo.

LMFAO not boys town rob?

 

[Lambruh]

an ex gf whom was living a bf, told her that I found out I had cancer so she would come over.. crying, talking, hugging, lean on watch a movie, "i missed u", neck kissin, teet lickin, clothes off, pitty bang.

 

[PICK3]

I used the "L" word to get into the panties before