What's the gayest thing you've ever done?

[ricco561]

the gayest?
had sex with my best friend.

AND I posted in one of BW1's threads.

Pics?

 

[pdaddyII]

 

[JR76]

This happened like 4 months ago. The ex and I drink at the same campus coffee digs all the time. I now go to a different place, bish... j/k. Anyway, like I got familiar with a dude who like co owns the place. Excellent turkish coffee place too, but dude looks like Ricky Williams, except leaner and taller. More to the point, the dude just ran the place so excellent, always clean, good place for convo, and yeah, peeps just love this barista. So, I got to know him a little through our little convos while I order coffee, the last convo I had with him, I noticed that dude had put on some size and now I'm pretty sure dude geared up, Imean he got bigger quick. Yeah, so like we were talking bout music, specifically the more like intellectual, black clad, squarerimmed, pretentious artsy genre of God Speed You Black Emporer, Tortoise. Anyway, I dropped the comment, yeah dude I noticed you put on size, not that I"m geigh or anything. I even cheesily remember pointing to ex, like he couldn't see her that she was my gf... I mean what kinda douche has to point that out. So geigh.

She later told me that, yeah everyone knows dude is gay, so yeah I made an ass, by my little smirk. I later had to apologize and pull the usual not my thing, but nothing wrong with it, ya know. Just having to utter those words indicate that you are a douche who should have kept his mouth shut to begin with. Yeah, I don't chill there much as that is the Ex preferred venue of studying. I'm glad too, cause the last time I was there dude pretty much gave me cold shoulder. The closer you get to campus, the more serious peeps take themselves.

I don't get the luv BW gets coffee house wise.

"Dude, I noticed you put on some size"????

I'm almost certain I can scare up at least a dozen gay porn flicks with identical dialogue. Ain't no way you can say something like that to anyone without sounding like a clove-smoking-Oscar-Wilde-reading "friend of Dorothy." That's hysterical! LOLOLOLOL

 

[rnch]

getting a tattoo right above my Pierced Pole?

 

[shrimp poboy]

getting a tattoo right above my Pierced Pole?

Pierced pole????????????????????

Fuck WHY BRO WHY??

 

[rnch]

no complaints so far, only positive responses to the ink.

 

[jnevin]

"Dude, I noticed you put on some size"????

I'm almost certain I can scare up at least a dozen gay porn flicks with identical dialogue. Ain't no way you can say something like that to anyone without sounding like a clove-smoking-Oscar-Wilde-reading "friend of Dorothy." That's hysterical! LOLOLOLOL

lmao dude

 

[*The_West*]

i'll fuck any guy in this thread

 

[miplank]

i'll fuck any guy in this thread

puddlemonkey in 3...2...1

 

[*The_West*]

puddlemonkey in 3...2...1

i was actually hoping that, by using one of his trademark quotes, wootoom would come running up in this bish. but no :cries: