Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply
puritysourcelabs
UGL OZ
UGFREAK
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplypuritysourcelabsUGL OZUGFREAK

What's the dirtiest thing you've said in bed?

  • Thread starter Thread starter lartinos
  • Start date Start date
L

lartinos

Guest
Insert joke here, haha.
I wanna hear some serious ones to use on bitches.....
 
ceo said:
"I think I just shit the bed."

That kinda dirty?
Click to expand...

LOL!!!!!!!!!


I don't care for the dirty talk - I like some noise (sighs, grunts and body slappin') but the cheezie porn tash talk don't get me going it really kind turns me off.
 
velvett said:
LOL!!!!!!!!!


I don't care for the dirty talk - I like some noise (sighs, grunts and body slappin') but the cheezie porn tash talk don't get me going it really kind turns me off.
Click to expand...

body slappin is good, but the dirty talk, that just gets me wild.
 
i love that i'm with someone who doesn't throw a fit if i say some intentionally nasty or stupid shit. she does cringe, however. lmao. however, she knows that i'm just joking (but on the inside, i'm masturbating).
 
your pussy feels amazing

are you ready to have my cock down your throat?

bend over so I can fuck your ass
 
Way to keep it real Smurfy and Lestat, lol.

Much of what is said and done is a blur by the end to me, in a good way.
 
calveless wonder said:
are these the panties your mother laid out for you?
Click to expand...

You started the dirty talk. I was just trying to keep up!@
 
all the whey said:
You started the dirty talk. I was just trying to keep up!@
Click to expand...

Hey curvymommy. CW's and my posts were quotes from Seinfeld. (per your k message)
 
i am not a dirty talker but i used to love it when this one hoe would tell me, "I want you in my ass. I love you fucking me in my ass. I want to feel you tomorrow when I sit."
 
GUARDIAN said:
i am not a dirty talker but i used to love it when this one hoe would tell me, "I want you in my ass. I love you fucking me in my ass. I want to feel you tomorrow when I sit."
Click to expand...

damn. whatever happened to him?
 
btw velv, who's on that cover of the mag in your avatar?

Stephanie seymour? whoever is she's 100000% gorgeous.

pretty much my ideal woman looks wise
 
GUARDIAN said:
i am not a dirty talker but i used to love it when this one hoe would tell me, "I want you in my ass. I love you fucking me in my ass. I want to feel you tomorrow when I sit."
Click to expand...


that's friggin hot, minus the ass part. Ouch!
 
blueta2 said:
that's friggin hot, minus the ass part. Ouch!
Click to expand...

amisg.jpg
 
jackangel said:
damn. whatever happened to him?
Click to expand...

she is engaged to some lawyer now. she was scandalous.

other women at the same time with her? yep
insert anything and everything anywhere in her? yep
S&M, bondage, spankings? yep yep yep

She had character.....lol
 
GUARDIAN said:
she is engaged to some lawyer now. she was scandalous.

other women at the same time with her? yep
insert anything and everything anywhere in her? yep
S&M, bondage, spankings? yep yep yep

She had character.....lol
Click to expand...

Yo I got more respect for the girls I dated who were honest about it.

Less respect for the married girls that want to do the same shit with me, but their husband has no Idea.

Bottom line most broads do all the above. But, most lie about it and have you noobs fooled. They have less "character"
 
all the whey said:
Yo I got more respect for the girls I dated who were honest about it.

Less respect for the married girls that want to do the same shit with me, but their husband has no Idea.

Bottom line most broads do all the above. But, most lie about it and have you noobs fooled. They have less "character"
Click to expand...
My "holy grail" is finding a woman as honest as I am.....I found her but she was honest because she's a Jesus freak and of course we could never work. :)
 
calveless wonder said:
btw velv, who's on that cover of the mag in your avatar?

Stephanie seymour? whoever is she's 100000% gorgeous.

pretty much my ideal woman looks wise
Click to expand...


I have no idea, it's an italian magazine.

I know it's not Seymour.

She has spectacular eyes, a bit skinny but very attractive nonetheless.
 
javaguru said:
My "holy grail" is finding a woman as honest as I am.....I found her but she was honest because she's a Jesus freak and of course we could never work. :)
Click to expand...


An Honest girl? That is my fantasy girl!
 
velvett said:
It's an exit zone, there are muscles involved and a hole that stretches.

It's than enough to know not to do it?
Click to expand...


LOL. I am listening to a radio show that took stats on who was better in bed. Smart or Dumb girls.

They say smart girls are the worse and have less orgasms. They OVER ANALYZE what they are doing.

A dumb chick would not think about that and just enjoy it.
 
all the whey said:
LOL. I am listening to a radio show that took stats on who was better in bed. Smart or Dumb girls.

They say smart girls are the worse and have less orgasms. They OVER ANALYZE what they are doing.

A dumb chick would not think about that and just enjoy it.
Click to expand...


Unfortunately for the dumb chick, she is still a dumb chick when the fucking is over but fortunately for her she can't tell the difference anyway.
 
all the whey said:
LOL. I am listening to a radio show that took stats on who was better in bed. Smart or Dumb girls.

They say smart girls are the worse and have less orgasms. They OVER ANALYZE what they are doing.

A dumb chick would not think about that and just enjoy it.
Click to expand...
Mkay... then I used to be smart and now I'm really dumb. Its awesome, lol
 
flick ur tongue over my nipple and stick ur lubed up finger........ :evil: :qt: :p :rolleyes: :artist:
 
It is rare but when certain variables are in place I can be VERY dirty but as soon as we are done, we are not even allowed to discuss it.... Seriously, I get embarrassed after the fact.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

Z
What do you take before bed?
Replies
11
Views
1K
Arabian
Arabian
PhillDragon
💊 Supp Game These Days — What’s Worth It & What’s Trash?
Replies
0
Views
393
PhillDragon
PhillDragon
J
female figuring how to dose sarms
Replies
10
Views
368
the_alcatraz
the_alcatraz
K
what kind of rice and how to make it?
Replies
6
Views
325
ROIDDERS
ROIDDERS
N
best thing for on cycle?
Replies
8
Views
644
SteveMobsterG
SteveMobsterG
Top Bottom