Whats the difference between a prostitute and a girlfriend?

[Dogballs]

Not a damn thing!!!! shit its expensive having a girlfriend. last weekend I spent $70 just to go to dinner and bowling. I guess we could go dutch but thats not my style.(so I guess I shouldnt complain!) it would aviod a lot of hassel to just go get a hooker.

its a tough decision, I can either be a broke ass botty getter, or a rich masterbater. hmm........

 

[HappyScrappy]

one might argue love... but that sounds too classy for this thread

 

[Dogballs]

your right and I do realize that. im just having a bitch session.

 

[the nature boy]

The prostitiute leaves.

 

[JohnnyO]

At least with the prostitute you KNOW you're going to get laid. Girlfriend's (I dated in high school so I do have SOME experience in this) always have some excuse ..

I have a headache
I have to do my hair
Ewwww you want me to put my mouth WHERE!
I don't want to touch that

 

[curling]

You get to kiss her on the mouth. You don't do that with prostituts. Haven't you ever seen "Pretty Woman". No carpet munching either with a pro.

 

[Warik]

$70? You call that expensive?

Lucky bitch.

-Warik

 

[WODIN]

$70.00 bucks is nothing...please.

A really good prostitue will run you five hundred large easy.

 

[Dogballs]

I am talking cumulative expenses. a few dates like that and i would be better off with a pro!

 

[Frackal]

$70 bucks??!?!?!?!? Nigga please, that's about the amount I alot for 7 dates man...shit take her to the fucking soup kitchen for dinner and then go skip rocks at a lake or somethin'

 

[gymnpoppa]

$70 bucks??!?!?!?!? Nigga please, that's about the amount I alot for 7 dates man...shit take her to the fucking soup kitchen for dinner and then go skip rocks at a lake or somethin'

Cheap Bastard....heheheheheh

 

[bouncer]

70 Bucks !, I'd LOVE to see her side of this story.

Cheap fuck..

Bouncer

 

[Milhouse]

$70 bucks??!?!?!?!? Nigga please, that's about the amount I alot for 7 dates man...shit take her to the fucking soup kitchen for dinner and then go skip rocks at a lake or somethin'

LOL,
Last night after working like a nut I went out for a couple hours. Well I was sitting with 3 chicks and we were talking the usual bullshit about men, women and sex. And then in my infinite wisdom I blurt out "Well if I go out on a couple dates with a women and dont get any by date #3, then I would kick her ass to the curb and say 'next'"

Their jaws dropped and they said well thats wrong blah blah.
I said no it isnt, because if nothing even remotely sexual has not happened(even making out) then it never will, you arent a boyfriend or fuck friend, you just become "the friend" and then next week you get to listen about how they met some great guy at a club or something.

Nothing wrong with being friends with the opposite sex, but they can pay once in a while or go dutch. Why the fuck should anyone pay for a date and get a fucking handshake at the end of the night.

They understood what I was talking about once I worded it a little better.

But yeah $70 bucks on a night out is expensive for some and its nothing for others.

 

[Dogballs]

yeah its a lot of money for a broke ass grad student. Especially when she probably has more than I do!

 

[Sassy69]

Tell her you'll cook if she'll pick up the food. Then you can go throw rocks at the neighbor's cat together. If you're strapped, be creative and spend the money on the "special" things instead of everything so she doesn't get used to it and expect it and leave you broke and frustrated - You can do that at a strip joint.

 

[PinK233]

I don't understand why some of you guys take your girls on expensive dates all the time....once in awhile it's okay, but it's not necessary for EVERY date, unless you're dating some high-maintenance chick...stay home and cook dinner for her... watch a movie together...it's more intimate and romantic and you're guaranteed some kind of action by the end of the movie if you're all snuggly with each other...

 

[bigwillster]

Blockbuster night and left overs baby!

 

[Frackal]

Seriously man, I wouldn't spend fucking 70 bucks on some chick for a first date...I would make her sign a "Blowjob and Swallow" contract before the date began or something....man that's bullshit...

Listen, women want equality, they better start shelling out the motherfucking cash...

However I would be willing to pay for a date or two, but 70 bucks is like 8 hours worth of GNC time for me, or 45 oxandrolones, or almost one bottle of EQ, or enough clomid for a whole cycle....

 

[kunta]

I love how people will say....man i coulda done a whole another cycle with the money I spent on that...lol

 

[M.O.D]

Not a damn thing!!!! shit its expensive having a girlfriend. last weekend I spent $70 just to go to dinner and bowling. I guess we could go dutch but thats not my style.(so I guess I shouldnt complain!) it would aviod a lot of hassel to just go get a hooker.

its a tough decision, I can either be a broke ass botty getter, or a rich masterbater. hmm........

70 bucks?? LMAO...fuck my tab last night with tip was 230...great steak though

 

[M.O.D]

Seriously man, I wouldn't spend fucking 70 bucks on some chick for a first date...I would make her sign a "Blowjob and Swallow" contract before the date began or something....man that's bullshit...

Listen, women want equality, they better start shelling out the motherfucking cash...

However I would be willing to pay for a date or two, but 70 bucks is like 8 hours worth of GNC time for me, or 45 oxandrolones, or almost one bottle of EQ, or enough clomid for a whole cycle....

you're a good man frak....keep that head on straight bro

 

[daised]

I can tell you if you really want a girl to remember the date and think you are special do something different. YOu don't need to spend a lot of money, and it is nice to just sit at home and cuddle. Also this sets a good oppertunity, ask the girl if she wants a back rub (almost every girl will say yes) then slowly start kissing her back. It always gets to me when puc does that. Puc won me over w/ back rubs.

 

[Warik]

I don't understand why some of you guys take your girls on expensive dates all the time....once in awhile it's okay, but it's not necessary for EVERY date

........ really?

I feel quite silly right now.

-Warik