What's the craziest thing you've ever built?

[cornfish]

I was looking through some old photo's and found this one. It's from a few years ago when me and a friend got a wild hair to build something crazy so we were on his farm and got an old grain auger and put an air tank on it and welded some bracing on it and made a big ass pumpkin cannon. Took us a weekend so we didn't fire it until the next weekend but we fired it horizontally into an old school bus and sent a pumpkin completely through it and about 1,500 feet into a field. It was a pretty good time
I'll try and find pictures of the bus, but what's the craziest thing you've ever built?

 

[Scotsman]

That's awesome.

I've built catapults, Wood towers using nothing but logs and rope, Air cannons, bombs, and even some motorized vehicles. I've also helped build machines that can inject water at over 5,000 psi to help us measure well parameters.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[cornfish]

Oh man scots you got any pics?

I love that wacky contraption stuff

 

[DJ_UFO]

lol
I used to make bombs with fireworks when I was a child. We took the gunpowder out (a big amount) and add it to home made gunpowder and KABOOM!! lol We also built bazookas, carbombs, etc...lol it was funny.

And some years ago I built my first penis enlargment device...lmao!!

 

[roidpuple]

myself.... was small... now i am built

 

[cornfish]

OMG Dj now you owe it to everyone here to post a picture of that homemade contraption!!!

ahahahah

 

[Scotsman]

Unforetuneately I don't have any pics of most of it and I can't post pics of the injection pumps as it's equipment for work.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[GoldenDelicious]

And some years ago I built my first penis enlargment device...lmao!!

what did you do with the other 99 straws that came in the packet?

 

[vigilante]

what did you do with the other 99 straws that came in the packet?

hehehe

 

[PICK3]

A turd

 

[PONCHITO]

a twenty thousand square ft. house for some couple with way to much money!

 

[DJ_UFO]

what did you do with the other 99 straws that came in the packet?

Don't you remember when you told me to please send them to you because you used them as condoms?



p.s. just in case I have my cock pics posted. and I look good. Really good. lmfao!!

 

[vigilante]

Dumbest thing I have ever done with fireworks was with some firecrackers
(not the very long kind--but the ones with a few single sticks (6-7 glued and wired together)

It was winter,at a friends, no gloves, outside, hands were numb (cold)

lit it in my hand, thought I threw it, but it was still in my hand---my hand warmed up real quickly

 

[PONCHITO]

Dumbest thing I have ever done with fireworks was with some firecrackers
(not the very long kind--but the ones with a few single sticks (6-7 glued and wired together)

It was winter,at a friends, no gloves, outside, hands were numb (cold)

lit it in my hand, thought I threw it, but it was still in my hand---my hand warmed up real quickly

i did that one time except it had a quickf use. about the time may hand came back it blew around my ear. ear rang for days. hey i was 8 what do you expect?

 

[wootoom]

i built a bridge made out of pasta in high school

 

[GoldenDelicious]

p.s. just in case I have my cock pics posted. and I look good. Really good. lmfao!!

ten bucks says i see a dick when i click on your "profile"