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What's the closest you've ever come to dying?

JLo said:
Sounds good! I haven't been to Galveston in months..... but I'll be down there in May for sure...

How dirty is the water nowadays?

Depends on the wind. (direction)

It's really not that dirty, lately it's been a certain shade of green. Actually really pretty, but within the next few months, the seeweed will start to come in shore, and make the water to appear more dirty than it actually is, but it's not
 
i was wacking my bologny pole so fast and i fell off the chair and hit my head against the floor just before i busted my wad. got up i was all dizzy, i couldnt tell if i was dizzy from hitting my head or from beating it so fast. it was a scarry situation.
 
Ran over by an 18 wheeler out in the middle of nowhere, two out of the body experiences, years of rehab, years of rehab, years of rehab, years of rehab, sorry sometimes I still get stuck.......beefy
 
CongoJoe said:
i was wacking my bologny pole so fast and i fell off the chair and hit my head against the floor just before i busted my wad. got up i was all dizzy, i couldnt tell if i was dizzy from hitting my head or from beating it so fast. it was a scarry situation.

WTF?!?! :splat: :lmao:
 
Ahhhhh, how nice!

Considering I love to brag about my dumb ass stunts in the past.. Let me re-count a few:


- Almost died of hypothermia while surfing with a friend in SF during winter (best time to surf in CA) - 15

- Flipped out on a motorcycle at 17 jumping over railroad tracks around 140 or so (can't remember).. Bruised up bad, bloody, had stitches, concussion.

- Was shot at by a gang member for fucking his girlfriend (I had NO idea she was dating a gang member - no idea) - 17

- Flipped in a van going 100mph (actually a passenger) with my drunk/high buddies - nobody seriously hurt

- Ran head on into an embankment at night (couldn't see curve) - concussion

- Rolled my girlfriends Lotus (ex) (will be posting pics soon) at 150mph around a curve at 19 - Broken collar bone/concussion

- Had a semi flip over on me in a highway accident on icy roads (not my fault) - nothing bad (around 23)

- Rolled my last car 100mph+ about 6 times - walked away with a concussion a slightly messed up back but starting squatting 1 week later..

Just call me lucky.. Can't remember all of them, too many damn concussions I suppose..



:D
 
when i was six i had blood poisoning so badly that if they hadn't gotten me to the doctor when they did i likely would have died.
 
Had a guy pull a gun to my head during a party, he was drunk and whacked out on coke, ended up breaking his arms when his girl distracted him by saying there was no more coke left. Dumb ass turned around and complained to her to go get some more so I took a bat and broke both his arms....
 
Lord_Suston said:
Had a guy pull a gun to my head during a party, he was drunk and whacked out on coke, ended up breaking his arms when his girl distracted him by saying there was no more coke left. Dumb ass turned around and complained to her to go get some more so I took a bat and broke both his arms....

:FRlol: That's the funniest one yet!!! :FRlol:
 
I think that I could have died about a month ago. I was driving my mom's Jaguar XK8 convertible at night with a friend of mine. Needless to say I was in no shape to be driving. I went through an intersection across a highway that I thought was a 4 way stop but was really a 2 way stop in my direction only. A huge SUV came at us going about 60 miles an hour. All I remember is my friend and I screaming and slamming my foot down on the gas and closing my eyes. I seriously saw my life flash before my eyes. Somehow we made it though the intersection and into the opposite lane of traffic. The SUV braked so much that we could not even see from all the smoke in the air. No one was hurt-just really shaken up. It was scary. I learned my lesson about driving after doing certain things. At least I was in the Jag or my piece of shit never would have had the horsepower to make it through that intersection!
 
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