What's in my OJ?

[Buddy_Christ]

thanks Velvett.

 

[tiger88]

vodka

 

[Gambino]

jizz

 

[hardrock]

piss. I took waaay too much b complex today.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

all of the above.

thanks velvett.

 

[solidg]

vodka

I wonder?

Does that make it a screwdriver?

 

[ZKaudio]

way too much sugar.

 

[Ganryu]

Yeah, I think I heard that jizz has a lot of sugar. How much does it have, ZK?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i guess it is a screwdriver with the vodka.

i HATE vodka. however, i can't seem to taste it, so this is good.

my girlfriend is gonna konw something's up when she comes home and sees me with a glass of OJ. i don't even drink OJ for breakfast.

 

[Ganryu]

Is your first name Al? Last name Kuholic?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

marine corps tried to label me an alcoholic. i drank just as much as everyone else did.

they say you're not an alcoholic til you go to meetings. they made me go to meetings. they said i was an alcoholic and that's why i was going to go to meetings.

the people at meetings said i wasn't an alcoholic until i admitted it. i refused to admit it. so they said i wasn't an alcoholic.

the marine corps said they lied. i preferred to agree with the people at the meetings. especially the ones that said "let's go out and have a drink" afterwards, and we did, and it was good.

any questions?

 

[Ganryu]

That's awesome. I work with a bunch of Marines. Crazy, awesome fuckers! Semper Fi!

 

[Paulo]

any questions?

Yes. Are you blaming velvett for your sudden desire to drink?



Oh and one more thing...

OJ without booze is like a mime without arms.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i could've ignored those repressed memories. i chose not to. is it legit to blame velvett for it?

and i'd have to agree with the OJ and mime comment. i havn't had OJ in years unless i've been hungover or it's had booze in it.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i need to drink these thingys more often. they're good.

 

[ZKaudio]

best oj-based drink... stoli's vanilla with oj. Tastes like an orange julius. For all other cocktails... OJ is crap.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Stoli's Vanila? never heard of it. i'll have to look for it.

 

[GEEK2FREAK]

Anthrax ?!?!

 

[solidg]

mountain dew and vodka?

Whats that called?

 

[Sub-Zero]

jessica simpsons fingers

 

[hardrock]

Lemon lime gatorade and vodka. Faderade. I buy Svedka. Sister company of Absolute and cheaper. Good shit.