What's another word for schlong?

[CipherLock]

quick

 

[SC4EVA]

tube steak?

 

[hamstershaver]

an object usually located in cipherlocks ass

 

[the nature boy]

an object usually located in cipherlocks ass

funny and true.

 

[gonelifting]

schort?

 

[the nature boy]

baby arm

 

[vixenbabe]

10 inch meat whistle?

One eyed wonder worm?

 

[FreeballinDC]

trouser trout
short arm
Washington Redskins

 

[Bullit]

Project Popscicle

 

[Dougly]

Little Cipher

 

[Y_lifter]

Gerkin

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gerkin

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Bald headed champ
skin flute
doad
potato
pecker
peter
johnson
jimmy
willy
worm
tool

 

[ChefWide]

Beef bayonet
Pink piccolo
Bologna pony
Kickstand
Mutton dagger
womb broom

 

[jerkbox]

ding-a-ling

 

[from zero]

lol, womb broom

 

[AAP]

wee-wee

 

[tuc biscuit]

quim wedge, arse opener




and lmao at 'mutton dagger'

 

[Testosterone boy]

Some of ya'll know too many names to be straight.

 

[NWinters]

tallywacker

 

[ohashi]

10 inch meat whistle?

Don't settle for the small stuff.

 

[Bikini Mod]

My personal favorite:

Homer, the one-eyed zipper fish

 

[Dial_tone]

one eyed trouser snake

 

[slickdadd]

pork sword
baby arm holding an apple
purple headed yogurt slinger
bitch splitter
bald guy with a turtleneck on

 

[Dial_tone]

alabama blacksnake

 

[Raptorex]

Purple Headed Power Piston - my friend made this up when we were younger

 

[Mr. dB]

Short leg

 

[digger]

Dingus
Thingie
Svantz
Giant Size Man-Thing #1 -- no, wait, that was a comic book.

"This is my rifle, this is my gun; one is for shooting, the other for fun."

 

[IvanOffelitch]

Wally the 1-eyed wonder worm

Heat-seeking moisture missle

Lil' soldier

My 3rd leg

Throbbing anaconda of looooooove

Nathan

Lousiville slugger

Love muscle

Baloney Pony

Trouser Trout

 

[ViperHMS]

You are all stupid, its PENIS!!

Viper

 

[RaZor Ramon]

Fuck Stick

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

pillsbury doughsteak