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For those too lazy to click: (ps- the two day hangover is no joke bors)

Cisco is bottled by the nation's second largest wine company, Canandaigua Wine Co., in Canandaigua, NY and Naples, NY - the same company as Wild Irish Rose.

Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila. Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. The label insists that the ingredients are merely "citrus wine & grape wine with artificial flavor & artificial color," but anyone who has tried it knows better. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too. Everyone who drinks this feels great at first, and claims, "It's not bad at all, I like it." But, you really do not want to mess around with this one, because they all sing a different tune a few minutes later. And by tune, I mean the psychotic ramblings of a raging naked bum.

In 1991, Cisco's tendency to cause a temporary form of inebriated insanity led the Federal Trade Commission to require its bottlers to print a warning on the label (above right). The FTC also forced them to drop their marketing slogan, "Takes You by Surprise," even though it was entirely accurate. Since those days, Cisco is harder to find outside the slums, although the FTC's demonizing of the drink only bolstered its reputation for getting people trashed. Anyone who overlooks the warning and confuses this with a casual wine cooler is going to get more than they bargained for. Cisco will make a new man out of you. And he wants some too.

Our research shows that Cisco is actually the second best tasting of the five great bum wines, especially if you're having one of those hankerings for cheap Vodka, Jello and Robitussin. We must also note that Cisco is the best of all 5 bum wines at putting the darkest and puffiest bags under your eyes. The nuclear-tinted color of "Cisco RED" is reminiscent of diesel fuel. Most Cisco flavors are named by the fruit flavor that they are trying to emulate, but the one picture is simply called "RED." This chemical disaster will get your head spinning in no time. A test subject reports, "Strawberry Cisco has a bouquet similar to that of Frankenberry cereal fermented in wine cooler with added sprinkle of brandy for presentation." The sticky, sickingly sweet taste with a hint of antifreeze really comes through in the repellant taste of Cisco. Avaliable in various flavors, 375 mL and 750mL sizes. Down a whole 750 mL and you had better be ready to clear your calendar as you suffer through Cisco's legendary 2 day hangover.
 
huffing scotch guard gets you pretty fucked. For about 2 mins. I would not reccomend this tho. One weekend in jr high a buddy and I killed 2 cans of that shit. Thought my heart was gona fail the next day.
 
Hardrock- Thanks for contributing bor- glad to see I was not the only delinquent about.....

Crazy Horse is pretty devastating as far as 40s go....
 
Get out your favourite jerry can, fill er up with some premium gas and huff, huff away. Its cheap , effective & legal. I have personally seen a buddy hallucinate, begin to run around the jerry can while uttering phrases from another language. It was hillarious.
 
read the original post bor- not illegal
 
huffing, lol. ive heard of too many people dyeing from that shit.

hmm, beer bongs are always fun

i had some great weed the other night, 2 hits and i was gone for 3 hours

coke is fun ( so i heard )
 
Becoming said:
Thick syrupy wine you can get in the ghetto- dark, non see through screw cap bottle with an orange label.... Tiger88 might be able to pick you up some....

Definitely lower on the ladder than mad dog 20/20 and the others...

and yes it is thick like maple syrup



lol the most ghetto stuff is


camo footie


got a camoflague label on it

used to come in a box that said "da hoods finest"
 
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