What would you do?

[superqt4u2nv]

The little bastards in the apartment below me are noise as a hell. They seem to think the can play there instruments into all hours of the morning and night. This wouldn't bother me as much if they had any talent but they don't. They don't seem to give a shit about the other people that live here. I don't want to be too much of a bitch cause there is occassion where I can be loud. Help please

 

[BileStew]

Get a shotgun, aim it at the floor and pull the trigger.

Hopefully, they'll get the point.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

You should bribe them with sex

 

[from zero]

Politely ask them to keep it down once it goes into the later hours of the night.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I would rather listen to there crapy atempt at music then even think about sleeping with these pencil neck geeks!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

anonymous note. its non confrontational, might work, and a prelude to nasty stuff like putting grease on their doorknob, etc etc

 

[jonny jacked]

tell them you will show them your tits if they shut up.

 

[gonelifting]

Record their own music as they`re playing it, then about an hour after they`re done and went to sleep, play it back at 10X the volume aimed towards the floor. Do that every night until they put 2 +2 together.

Should take 3 days.

 

[Lumberg]

Politely ask them to keep it down once it goes into the later hours of the night.

Sometimes the most obvious answer is also the best.

 

[lamamacita]

Just ask nicely...works wonders. Then, if it doesn't, get nasty!!

 

[fistfullofsteel]

There has to be female somewhere. Lesbian sex makes the world smile. Do it for humanity.

 

[powerslave]

Go get your own Marshall stack, crank to 10 and blow them away.

 

[avenirup]

Just ask nicely...works wonders. Then, if it doesn't, get nasty!!

I hate to do it...but I agree...

 

[Buddy_Christ]

exactly. ask nicely.

my old neighbors used to play maybe twice a week. the guy that lived there had a drum set. occasionally he'd just start playing on his own. i could always hear it. however, they had respect for other people. on nights that they'd play, they'd wrap it up about 9pm. a few times they went as late as 945, and if they ever did, the next time i'd see one of them they'd apologize for playing later than 9.

if asking nicely doesn't work, then if you rent, contact your landlord. if you own, then call the police. hope it doens't get that far, but if it does, they obviously have no respect for you or anyone else in the neighborhood and deserve the police pounding on the door.

 

[juve]

Oh, I hate that - all the self-proclaimed singers and musicians in my dorm can eat a dick, especially the gay dude, I wanna rape him in the shower
BTW, I am always being informtive in so far as to let them know them know of their extreme dearth of natural merit to procure vocal or musical art!

 

[The_Ghost]

should had me take care of it when I was there, I can be pretty persuasive

 

[superqt4u2nv]

should had me take care of it when I was there, I can be pretty persuasive

I was just thinking that this morning. If I would have sent you down there it would have scared them straight for sure.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I'm afraid I used to be one of these people. Most of the time, no one in my dorm minded my musical offerings of Eiffel 65 and Aqua, it was only when I was coming down and felt the urge to play "My Heart Will Go On" with my own recorder interlude that they got pissed. Anyway, I learned my lesson and bought headphones.

 

[Lumberg]

I'm afraid I used to be one of these people. Most of the time, no one in my dorm minded my musical offerings of Eiffel 65 and Aqua, it was only when I was coming down and felt the urge to play "My Heart Will Go On" with my own recorder interlude that they got pissed. Anyway, I learned my lesson and bought headphones.

LMAO!!!!! The recorder!

I remember the day I learned to play "Hail to the Redskins" on my recorder. One of the proudest days of my life!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Thanks guys I think I will go down there and be all polite about it, if that does not work Dawgy you got to fly back here and give these boys a talkin too.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

LMAO!!!!! The recorder!

I remember the day I learned to play "Hail to the Redskins" on my recorder. One of the proudest days of my life!

Very versatile instrument for 10 bucks. I always whip that and the tin whistle out for St. Paddy's Day.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

You need to make it like Scarface, "You wanna play rough? Ok, we play rough. Say hello to my little friend." Then start blasting.

 

[wtlftr]

I used to have the same problem. I tried to approach the neighbor, I was ignored. I stapled a note to the door and was ignored. So, next I played real heavy base music with all speakers pointing directly to the floor. It all failed. I spoke to the manager, they didn't stop. Luckily they got evected because of too many complaints.

 

[manny78]

Get a Remington 870 loaded with 00 buckshots...the problem should be solved.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Get a Remington 870 loaded with 00 buckshots...the problem should be solved.

i think an assault rifle would do a better job. it'd take too long to keep working the pump action and you only get 5 shots (unless you have a modified 870).

either that or go for a hand cannon. that'll get them to knock it off

 

[wtlftr]

Go inside when they are at work and burn their shiat

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Go inside when they are at work and burn their shiat

burning might be too much of a risk. here's what you do.....

tighten up all their guitar strings so when they pick up the guitar and touch a string, they snap instantly.

then take a screwdriver and puncture every drum.

finally, shove beer bottles into the speakers.





actually, no, don't do any of that. i used to play guitar all the time (i need to get back into it, i miss it ) and if someone would've messed with my stuff, i would have been inclined to kill. it's just like messing with someone else's car, you just don't do that.

 

[avenirup]

You need to make it like Scarface, "You wanna play rough? Ok, we play rough. Say hello to my little friend." Then start blasting.

LOL..just got a mental pic of her doing that.........

 

[Buddy_Christ]

yeah, if she did that, i'd be very aroused

 

[canadianhitman]

I think you should have really loud sex with Dawg all night long the next time he comes to Toronto...that'll teach those punks.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I think you should have really loud sex with Dawg all night long the next time he comes to Toronto...that'll teach those punks.

He is to far I need this to stop soon your with in driving distance come on down.

 

[wtlftr]

I will be driving my rig in your area soon. Take a shower and keep wet.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

The little bastards in the apartment below me are noise as a hell. They seem to think the can play there instruments into all hours of the morning and night. This wouldn't bother me as much if they had any talent but they don't. They don't seem to give a shit about the other people that live here. I don't want to be too much of a bitch cause there is occassion where I can be loud. Help please

How unfortunate that you don't live close to me. I could ask a few biker friends to come visit you with me. 30 or so loud bikes and attitude would give them an entirely different perspective.

 

[Mr. dB]

Go to the breaker box and turn off their power.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Go to the breaker box and turn off their power.

There in each unit or else I would so be doing that!

 

[TheProject]

I got into a music war with my roommates...Megadeth vs. Tool...then another neighbor asked us to turn it down.

After that, I resorted to calling the cops.

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

 

[jerkbox]

i nearly came to blows with the motherfucker living below me at my old place.....he would blast salsa music so loud that I couldn't hear my own TV......usually it was during the day, becuase i guess he worked early hours, but it was unbearable.

now I live in an apartment that is so quiet......I am in heaven

 

[Scotsman]

Funny every time I ask someone to turn down their music they do. I guess being a 300lb tattooed guy comes in handy once in a while

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Funny every time I ask someone to turn down their music they do. I guess being a 300lb tattooed guy comes in handy once in a while

Cheers,
Scotsman

I usually don't fuck with people that have the stench of whisky on their breath, either

 

[Scotsman]

When I sober up I'll respond to your negative stereotyping.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Ask.

Move.

SOme thoughts.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

When I sober up I'll respond to your negative stereotyping.

Cheers,
Scotsman

lol. I'm only 1/8 irish but it's my drunk 1/8, for sure. You scots are much more responsible I'm sure

 

[BileStew]

lol. I'm only 1/8 irish but it's my drunk 1/8, for sure. You scots are much more responsible I'm sure

Bet you didn't know that alcohol was invented so the Irish couldn't rule the world.

 

[juve]

Bet you didn't know that alcohol was invented so the Irish couldn't rule the world.

I think it's the Russians

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Come on March 17th! I need to get right in the worst way imaginable.

 

[Scotsman]

lol. I'm only 1/8 irish but it's my drunk 1/8, for sure. You scots are much more responsible I'm sure

Only responsible for kilted st patty's day carnage

Cheers,
Scotsman