What would you do if...

[jh1]

We just had a baby 3 months ago today..and some wierdo at CVS actually came out from behind the register and asked to hold him...I was totally shocked and said no fucking way...What is wrong with people...

Get used to it bro... for the next 6 months peeps are gonna reach and try to touch their face, or hands.. and anything to execute their 'biological' attack on your baby.

Sometimes it's so fast you can't even react, especially those old ladies. They get in close cooing at the baby, and the breathing is bad enough, then the sneaking little hand comes in like lightening and pinchs a toe or finger.

Oh.. how I watned to chop off some old people appendages.

And anyone that asks to hold someone's 3 month old that they don't know.. we'll that's just....

 

[nefertiti]

If he was cute, I would be turned on. If he was not cute, I would be turned off. If she was bigger than me, I would be humiliated, If she was smaller than me, I would be proud!

Bingo....But this would never happen to me. I'm more likely to have someone ask to feel my glutes.

 

[CENTURION44]

Get used to it bro... for the next 6 months peeps are gonna reach and try to touch their face, or hands.. and anything to execute their 'biological' attack on your baby.

Sometimes it's so fast you can't even react, especially those old ladies. They get in close cooing at the baby, and the breathing is bad enough, then the sneaking little hand comes in like lightening and pinchs a toe or finger.

Oh.. how I watned to chop off some old people appendages.

And anyone that asks to hold someone's 3 month old that they don't know.. we'll that's just....

Yea i avoid seniors like the plague...I dont even let my family hold him without washing up...my house is filled with hand sanitizer..i have prob 25 bottles stashed all around so people get the hint

 

[pintoca]

Bingo....But this would never happen to me. I'm more likely to have someone ask to feel my glutes.

baby got ass?

 

[habitualhealth]

Someone at the gym felt your biceps? Someone you don’t know and didn’t ask to check umm out?

was it a guy or girl?

if guy-"sure, only if i can feel what you're packn' too"

if girl-"go away bitch you'll never be me"















haha. actually i'd prob laugh at both and be like "are you seriously asking me that while we're in the gym homo?"

 

[seaking420]

Get used to it bro... for the next 6 months peeps are gonna reach and try to touch their face, or hands.. and anything to execute their 'biological' attack on your baby.

Sometimes it's so fast you can't even react, especially those old ladies. They get in close cooing at the baby, and the breathing is bad enough, then the sneaking little hand comes in like lightening and pinchs a toe or finger.

Oh.. how I watned to chop off some old people appendages.

And anyone that asks to hold someone's 3 month old that they don't know.. we'll that's just...

That shit happened to me all the time too. Everyone always would stop me and be like ohh what a cute baby. I think to myself you never saw a baby before, fuck off. I dont have time for that shit. When you have a baby your time is limited, I dont need to spend an extra 5 min at each place I go to to tell them how old he is and other shit too. Gets annoying after awhile

 

[blueta2]

was it a guy or girl?

if guy-"sure, only if i can feel what you're packn' too"

if girl-"go away bitch you'll never be me"















haha. actually i'd prob laugh at both and be like "are you seriously asking me that while we're in the gym homo?"

If I asked, you would let me touch you all over

 

[KillahBee]

I'd probably be like, "What nigga?!!! You ain't neva touched steel before?! NIGGA!!!!"

 

[CENTURION44]

I'd probably be like, "What nigga?!!! You ain't neva touched steel before?! NIGGA!!!!"

Ooh im telling..he said the N word...your not allowed to say Neva...havent you learned

 

[Powerbuilder333]

You should consider it a compliment, even though the person doing it is a rude baboon.