What Would Biteme Do?

[madbomber31]

i've decided that when faced with a situation everyone should ask themselves... WHAT WOULD BITEME DO?

and then DONT DO THAT...

example: if your neighbors dog barks at you... What would biteme do? he'd think of ways to kill it or get even with it... well, you DONT do that. no human needs to get even with a fucking dog.


it's a new philosophy... it will end up being the most flawless code of ethics and actions we've ever known...

study him... learn him... and live opposite of him.

 

[Testosterone boy]

moan

 

[madbomber31]

did you ask yourself what biteme would do before you replied?

 

[biteme]

did you ask yourself what biteme would do before you replied?

I know where you live. I'm coming to kill you. The question is, how will I do it: Gut you like a deer, run you over, eat you. I haven't decided yet.

 

[swole]

i've decided that when faced with a situation everyone should ask themselves... WHAT WOULD BITEME DO?

and then DONT DO THAT...

example: if your neighbors dog barks at you... What would biteme do? he'd think of ways to kill it or get even with it... well, you DONT do that. no human needs to get even with a fucking dog.


it's a new philosophy... it will end up being the most flawless code of ethics and actions we've ever known...

study him... learn him... and live opposite of him.

lmfao

 

[biteme]

lmfao

He made a thread about people being rude in a movie theatre by answering their phone and talking on it during the movie. I said I would call them out or tell them to shut up. He said grown people don't do that. I said, well be a pussy then and get taken advantage of. That's the reason for this thread.

Madbomber, I'm am coming to kill you.

 

[gjohnson5]

Biteme's kewl. I don't think his judgement is that flawed
Give the guy a break

 

[biteme]

Biteme's kewl. I don't think his judgement is that flawed
Give the guy a break

Must not be too bad. I'm very calculated.

 

[Sub-Zero]

He made a thread about people being rude in a movie theatre by answering their phone and talking on it during the movie. I said I would call them out or tell them to shut up. He said grown people don't do that. I said, well be a pussy then and get taken advantage of. That's the reason for this thread.

Madbomber, I'm am coming to kill you.

lol someones kid was yelling in a theater and after like an hour some guy goes "can u please control ur child"

and the father FLIPS the fuck out, hewas gangster too, woulda shot the guy

"DONT TELL ME HOW TO FUCKING FATHER MY GODDAMN CHILD. ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS UNLESS YOUE TRYING TO GET KNOCKED OUT"

 

[HS Lifter]

lol someones kid was yelling in a theater and after like an hour some guy goes "can u please control ur child"

and the father FLIPS the fuck out, hewas gangster too, woulda shot the guy

"DONT TELL ME HOW TO FUCKING FATHER MY GODDAMN CHILD. ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS UNLESS YOUE TRYING TO GET KNOCKED OUT"

lol, not only does the scum bag bring his offspring into a theater to harass everyone, but he gets pissed when someone calls him out?

Funny.

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol, not only does the scum bag bring his offspring into a theater to harass everyone, but he gets pissed when someone calls him out?

Funny.

it was hilarious but i was too scared to laugh

 

[biteme]

I gotta go work out. Fuck any of you losers that don't like me. I'll eat your liver. The rest of you, have a nice day!

 

[HS Lifter]

it was hilarious but i was too scared to laugh

I wish the other dude stood up and knocked his ass out.

Hey jackass, the rest of the fucking theater paid 7$ a ticket as well, don't ruin their experience because you can't afford a babysitter.

 

[madbomber31]

He made a thread about people being rude in a movie theatre by answering their phone and talking on it during the movie. I said I would call them out or tell them to shut up. He said grown people don't do that. I said, well be a pussy then and get taken advantage of. That's the reason for this thread.

Madbomber, I'm am coming to kill you.

i just asked myself.. if biteme were to be threatened what would he do... well, i have decided i am NOT going to threaten to meet up with you, nor am i going to get angry...

so i sit and laugh at you.

thanks for leading me.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I know where you live. I'm coming to kill you. The question is, how will I do it: Gut you like a deer, run you over, eat you. I haven't decided yet.

I just spun the wheel of homocides and it landed on.......well whadaya know, "Gut You Like a Deer."

 

[swole]

i just asked myself.. if biteme were to be threatened what would he do... well, i have decided i am NOT going to threaten to meet up with you, nor am i going to get angry...

so i sit and laugh at you.

thanks for leading me.

bro is that your dog in the avi?

doberman pincer (sp?), right?

my step-dad had one of those when i first met him, coolest, nicest dog evar!

 

[madbomber31]

I just spun the wheel of homocides and it landed on.......well whadaya know, "Gut You Like a Deer."

sweet.

 

[madbomber31]

bro is that your dog in the avi?

doberman pincer (sp?), right?

my step-dad had one of those when i first met him, coolest, nicest dog evar!

it's one of my two dobes... and she is the sweetest thing in the world.

very loyal and caring.. the boy is a typical boy... wants to fight everything..

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

lol someones kid was yelling in a theater and after like an hour some guy goes "can u please control ur child"

and the father FLIPS the fuck out, hewas gangster too, woulda shot the guy

"DONT TELL ME HOW TO FUCKING FATHER MY GODDAMN CHILD. ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS UNLESS YOUE TRYING TO GET KNOCKED OUT"

If there were no laws gangsta dude woulda been shot right in the theater. That kid is gonna be another piece of trash like him the way that upbringing sounds.

 

[madbomber31]

this is really a useful plan... utilitarians got shit on bititarians.

 

[Sub-Zero]

I wish the other dude stood up and knocked his ass out.

Hey jackass, the rest of the fucking theater paid 7$ a ticket as well, don't ruin their experience because you can't afford a babysitter.

lol it was funny tho cause the guy who complaine dto the dad was a whiney skinny white man.

and the guy who was letitng th ekid cry was some big black thugg.

everyone was scared

 

[biteme]

lol it was funny tho cause the guy who complaine dto the dad was a whiney skinny white man.

and the guy who was letitng th ekid cry was some big black thugg.

everyone was scared

I wouldn't have been. Unless he had a gun.

 

[madbomber31]

I wouldn't have been. Unless he had a gun.

in this situation, if you acted as biteme would have... you'd be dead.

the guy who said something about the kid acted as a bititarian should and did the opposite... he's alive today.

 

[biteme]

in this situation, if you acted as biteme would have... you'd be dead.

the guy who said something about the kid acted as a bititarian should and did the opposite... he's alive today.

I'm still alive and kicking bro and still giving em hell. Are you the type of bystander that would keep walking when a man is abusing a child? Most people are just flat out cowards.

 

[madbomber31]

I'm still alive and kicking bro and still giving em hell. Are you the type of bystander that would keep walking when a man is abusing a child? Most people are just flat out cowards.

i'm the kind of person who thinks first.

 

[buffer1]

for fuck sakes,don't do anything Biteme would do,lol

 

[biteme]

for fuck sakes,don't do anything Biteme would do,lol[/QUOTE

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Shut up or I'll jam that fork in your eye biatch.

 

[madbomber31]

for fuck sakes,don't do anything Biteme would do,lol

read, then speak.

 

[biteme]

Help! The Christians are picking on me.

 

[Jon79]

Help! The Christians are picking on me.

laugh out mutherfucking loud! I got your back biteme! ha ha

 

[biteme]

laugh out mutherfucking loud! I got your back biteme! ha ha

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I'm still alive and kicking bro and still giving em hell. Are you the type of bystander that would keep walking when a man is abusing a child? Most people are just flat out cowards.

I remember a story from college orientation. The moral was, don't be a zebra. They said zebras were the biggest cowards of all animals more or less, and never did anything to fight back when one of their kind was getting chased or eaten, picked on, etc.



Well I put two and two together regarding the above and this thread, and came to the conclusion that if Biteme ever encountered a group of zebras, he'd probably end up killing them. Or at least shake his head at them.

 

[madbomber31]

I remember a story from college orientation. The moral was, don't be a zebra. They said zebras were the biggest cowards of all animals more or less, and never did anything to fight back when one of their kind was getting chased or eaten, picked on, etc.



Well I put two and two together regarding the above and this thread, and came to the conclusion that if Biteme ever encountered a group of zebras, he'd probably end up killing them. Or at least shake his head at them.

you are wrong.. he'd come here asking how he could kill them, then talk about killing them... then not kill them.

 

[feisty11975]

i've decided that when faced with a situation everyone should ask themselves... WHAT WOULD BITEME DO?

and then DONT DO THAT...

example: if your neighbors dog barks at you... What would biteme do? he'd think of ways to kill it or get even with it... well, you DONT do that. no human needs to get even with a fucking dog.


it's a new philosophy... it will end up being the most flawless code of ethics and actions we've ever known...

study him... learn him... and live opposite of him.

Thats not very nice
















tee hee hee

 

[saint808]

in lieu of biteme's recet posts about sex I believe biteme would reccomend you go get laid. Oh and don't bend over in front of him just in case.

 

[Behemoth]

i'm the kind of person who thinks first.

I think Biteme would kick yer ass.

It's kind of funny.

I know he would kick yer ass.

Biteme, Kick his ass already!!

 

[madbomber31]

see.. biteme would get pissy and say bullshit, i'd kick HIS ass...

but i wont say that... i'm a grown up now. you may want to try that out for a minute or two. it's something biteme doesnt do... so it must be the right way.

 

[Behemoth]

see.. biteme would get pissy and say bullshit, i'd kick HIS ass...

but i wont say that... i'm a grown up now. you may want to try that out for a minute or two. it's something biteme doesnt do... so it must be the right way.

Naaaaah, I would much rather see him kick yer ass!!

Much more fun. And grown ups pay to watch people kick ass everyday.

 

[madbomber31]

oh, ok.. as long as you know what you want to see.

 

[saint808]

Seriously the way biteme has been posting i think he'd rather fuck than fight right now.

 

[Behemoth]

oh, ok.. as long as you know what you want to see.

So we agree...we both want Biteme to kick yer ass?

 

[feisty11975]

Seriously the way biteme has been posting i think he'd rather fuck than fight right now.

Ain't that the truth!

 

[Behemoth]

I definitely dont want to see Biteme fugg him...

Kickin his ass is one thing...but....Damn.

 

[feisty11975]

I definitely dont want to see Biteme fugg him...

Kickin his ass is one thing...but....Damn.

OMG!!! ewwwww that visual is not good

 

[Behemoth]

OMG!!! ewwwww that visual is not good

Yeah, I would much rather Biteme just kick his ass.

Hopefully, he can resolve his sexual frustrations in other places...

 

[feisty11975]

Yeah, I would much rather Biteme just kick his ass.

Hopefully, he can resolve his sexual frustrations in other places...

lol yeah hopefully so.

 

[Behemoth]

Biteme hasnt posted in a while...

He may already be in his car heading yer direction....

Someone is gonna get their ass kicked.

 

[feisty11975]

Biteme hasnt posted in a while...

He may already be in his car heading yer direction....

Someone is gonna get their ass kicked.

naaa he went to bed

 

[Behemoth]

naaa he went to bed

Yeah, I know...it just made it more interesting to think he was driving to ole boy's house.

 

[madbomber31]

Yeah, I know...it just made it more interesting to think he was driving to ole boy's house.

babboon... you are as big an idiot as any... but i'm asking myself... what would biteme do about you...

the answer is he would go back and forth in every thread you post in from here on out...

i will not do that and just leave it as it is. good day.

 

[Behemoth]

Thats right everyone is an idiot except you.

Damn, you started in on Biteme in the first place. I was just having a little fun with your country ass.

I appreciate Biteme's originality and his twist on things. The diversity found on EF makes it great.

I still think Biteme could kick your ass...

 

[madbomber31]

what would biteme do?