What will happen when SD meets Crazy Internet Chick?

[-SD-]

Ender made a good point in the main thread about my saga with the Crazy Internet Chick so figured i make a pole about it.

 

[EnderJE]

What about the part where you profess your eternal love for her? Then what about when you go all SWV in about a year when she breaks your heart?

 

[-SD-]

What about the part where you profess your eternal love for her? Then what about when you go all SWV in about a year when she breaks your heart?

Not possible. Who once was the student is now the master.

 

[shirlene29]

I say she kills u and eats your corpse after performing weird rituals on it


or u marry her, and discover your feminine side

 

[HAYEZ]

i think she will have a penis and you will give him a blowjob... :/

 

[iggy]

last one for sure

 

[-SD-]

I will meat her. I have to now.

 

[mrplunkey]

My guess is you'll have an awkward meat-up, where you'll try to behave so you can keep the dialogue going (kudos to you for that). She won't stop talking the entire time. She'll even tell you things that strike you as odd for her to be sharing.

Then she's start mini-stalking you, telling you how terribly she's been treated in the past, how she feels she can open-up to you and how she feels her first "connection" in a very long time.

Then you'll crush her for our collective amusement and we will be forced to declare you our God.

 

[princesa]

You are gonna fly to vegas and marry this chick!

 

[mustang_00]

which chick is it? the one with the confederate flag in the background?

it's gonna end up like the shit biteme used to post.

*i let her stay in my house, and i'm going to post all night on EF cause i'm afraid to sleep*

*she came over with a knife in her back pocket*

*she's on probation for drugs and murder or someshit*

never understood that he'd mace a poodle but he wouldn't mace that bitch.

 

[digimon7068]

i see you dead. . .with a columbian necktie. . .and your severed penis hanging from your lips bogie style

 

[Smurfy]

when's the meatup?

 

[-SD-]

when's the meatup?

i only meat decent women who are mostly available on weekends, i will relegate her type to the weekdays.

 

[mustang_00]

post pics dognutz

 

[-SD-]

post pics dognutz

theyre in the other thread about her bor.

 

[nangiggles]

you forgot the catching teh clap/STD option...