What was your favorite pet you ever had?

[Balls of Steel]

Mine was a fish I had when I was in 5th grade. His name was Fishey McCrab, he was a betta. I used to talk to him. I always wanted to pet fishey, but my mommy wouldnt let me.

My family also used to have a big black dog names nigel. We just called him nigger for short.

Nowdays I dont like animals. I dont have any, and I dont pay attention to our family animals.

 

[Balls of Steel]

Has anyone ever had sex with a pet? If so, what kind of pet was it?

Garza?

 

[RADAR]

I slept with a turtle... does that count???,,,......... RADAR

 

[Balls of Steel]

What was his name?

Turtle Mcshell or Snapper Mcturtle?

 

[Balls of Steel]

Here are the names of all my pets.

Fishey McCrab
Longlegs McOstrich
Kaynine McCdog
Pussy McCat
turtle McShell
Lobster McLegs
Rooster McDyke
Chicken McProtien...

HAHAHAHAHHHH ROFL ROFL LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LOL HAHAHH hahahhahah shit lol lol.....pussy mcCat roflamo folflamo

llama Mcspitter
may mcGay 1010

 

[daised]

i have a cat who's name is Moca Boca. i love him. he's so smart i've even taught him tricks, also he hates Puc - its so funny