What to get Grandpa for X-mas??

[JoNeS]

He is a very lively, active, loud guy so I don't want to get him anything like the shit you would give to an old fart type person.
The budget is a min of $100 so our family wants to get him something nice, and more importantly something he will like / and or use. Fire away with ideas. thx

 

[theoak01]

what type of activites does he do?

 

[Becoming]

cheap hooker.... nuff said....

PS- you will be the number one dude in his will....

 

[Fragadelic]

What are his goals? Will this be his first cycle?

 

[gonelifting]

Need more info than that. Giving presents is a specialized event, Customized really. How about a new cordless phone for the house. The batteries are going on the old one and you can upgrade from the lousy 900mhz he still has.

 

[JoNeS]

Loves to watch football. Loves chicago's bears. Loves to play cribbage. Likes working outside/yardwork. He is a very good "people person" , everybody likes him. But, he already has a million cribbage sets, bears football shit, and a new john deere for yardwork. Lol last year we got him a DVD player but he never uses it. So this year we want to get him something he can use

 

[Fragadelic]

Fina

 

[gymrat]

sky diving lessons

 

[PIMPIN4LIFE]

get him a sports illstrated 1985 bears superbowl champ dvd and a bears sweatshirt

 

[Becoming]

So this year we want to get him something he can use

A 17 year old girl friend- Talk to Superdave- he might have one he is finished with...

 

[JoNeS]

Nice on the DVD wher can i buy it? No time to order it online

 

[GlockerNoon]

A Camera would be cool.

 

[PIMPIN4LIFE]

check bestbuy

 

[JoNeS]

his wife, my grandma is a photo-guru and alread has top of line camera shit. Oh also, they recently got a Mac and have been doing AOL and shit like that. Any Mac accesories?

 

[BonerBoy]

get him a "connnoisseur corkscrew" its a great gift, I'm giving three out this year

 

[GlockerNoon]

Get him 10 viagra!

 

[PIMPIN4LIFE]

buy him a new computer macs suck

 

[Mr. Black]

Get him some nice Acorn slippers. Old people tend to walk around in their pajamas quite often so its a nice fit.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

cheap hooker.... nuff said....

PS- you will be the number one dude in his will....

That's what I did after my Grandma hit the bucket and before my gramps went six feet under! Seriously a bottle of viagra and a hot young slut! What could be better than that for the old guy!