What the hell is wrong with WOMEN today?????

[KAYNE]

there is a simple solution to your problem:

1) buy your gear
2) hide your gear
3) procede to stick yourself in the ass every week
4) do not do massive dosages for it will give you away
5) tell your wife it is from dedication, diet, and supplements (the last one isnt a lie, just a euphemism)
6) DO NOT TELL HER THAT YOU HAVE BECOME A JUICER!
7) read #6 and memorize it.

 

[Wraith]

I was a bit harsh in my first post. On a more serious note though, I think lying to your mate will only be a brick in a wall you don't want to build. I would try to educate her and have her a part of it, you would enjoy the journy much more. I like what Pam said, I would love to have a girl like that.