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What the hell is everybody doing this Saturday night?

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I'm supposed to be working on grad research project, but find myself dicking around here, and pretty much will continue to do so. I don't have the words to describe today, and thus won't. But what is everyone doing this evening?
 
I had a date with a Bud girl that has been postponed until tomorrow
she wanted to meet me friday night but I was spent
too much to meet a girl first time
 
Spartacus said:
I had a date with a Bud girl that has been postponed until tomorrow
she wanted to meet me friday night but I was spent
too much to meet a girl first time
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Which hat are you gonna wear for the date...
I know you gotta drink a little to loosen up,
First dates, shit... Rarely have I ever achieved the happy medium, either overeager, or then later... tried to play too cool and just came off as quiet and weird...
I have so much of an easier time public speaking or doing an interview than first date...
Sunday is better anyway for first date, saturday night just elevates the whole thing that its gotta be fun...
Hope you connect spart
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Yep, good ol' internet.

Its wearing me down though, I wont be able to keep up much longer.
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I know you are like 6 4 or 6 6 or whatever and huge, but test prop is your best friends...
Out of all those you have to have found one thats hot a good lay and not too needy...
I mean you had a ridiculous number of options.
 
Had sex twice... Went to get a new phone...Went out to eat and had to sign the ticket with a green markalot. Went home and had sex again.... Watched "Journey to the Center of the Earth.".... Now about to eat some popcorn and go over my benefits package.... Oh this morning went and picked up a sectional couch... I hate moving furniture. Ate a chocolate/blueberry candy bar.
 
just came back from an ultra bogan wedding. i couldnt get in touch with the groom all day and so headed to the gig not knowing if the gig was actually on anymore - and it turns out that the groom was in jail for public drunken disorderly behaviour the night before. the bride was a 44 gallon drum in a wedding dress - i caught her giving her new husband some really mean looks during the night - it reminded me a bit of a cartoon bull with a ring in its nose and steam coming out of its nostrils

anyway everyone in the place was missing teeth and/or had mad scars from fighting - even the mother in law, except for the half aboriginal giant transvestite looking girl that reminded me of the tall chick in Deuce Bigalow - her boobs looked like they were going to pop. I felt like I was looking at 2 ripe pimples from close range, waiting for them to explode and goosh all over me. I subconciously squinted everytime she got nearby

i quickly learned to play 2 good songs and then a roller, because that was perfect timing for 75% of my dancefloor to collectively migrate outside and have a cigarette in perfect unison - if the world was a boat, it would have tipped over.

anyway at the end of the night, they were picking a fight with the manager and i snuck away, skin and all. woohoo!!
 
We watched fireworks at the beach and had snow cones while we sat on a floating dock watching everything from about 1/4 mile away, water lapping and minos jumping, while boats in the harbor and the bay were tooting their horns as the lights danced and tickled the little kid inside.
 
ariel347 said:
Which hat are you gonna wear for the date...
I know you gotta drink a little to loosen up,
First dates, shit... Rarely have I ever achieved the happy medium, either overeager, or then later... tried to play too cool and just came off as quiet and weird...
I have so much of an easier time public speaking or doing an interview than first date...
Sunday is better anyway for first date, saturday night just elevates the whole thing that its gotta be fun...
Hope you connect spart
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actually I wasn't planning on drinking at all
this girl is good
good as in a very good long term candidate for spartacus
by chance she's worked at the funeral home in which my xfiancee and her husband work

they were separated last winter and Tracy was 7 months pregnant
so she came home and worked part time at our funeral home
my mom set that up
I couldn't do it
I broke her heart once

but anyhow my girl knows of the bad behavior of Tracey's husband
she said she stayed away from him
she did point out that he was married when Tracey and him started dating

this girl knows karma comes around

I dont need to drink to loosen up
If I'm with a girl that really appeals to me in many ways
a diet ginger ale is all I need
 
velvett said:
We watched fireworks at the beach and had snow cones while we sat on a floating dock watching everything from about 1/4 mile away, water lapping and minos jumping, while boats in the harbor and the bay were tooting their horns as the lights danced and tickled the little kid inside.
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Did you happen to see "Jaws?"
 
ariel347 said:
I know you are like 6 4 or 6 6 or whatever and huge, but test prop is your best friends...
Out of all those you have to have found one thats hot a good lay and not too needy...
I mean you had a ridiculous number of options.
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:confused: I'm big but not tall. 5'10"


I don't think I'm cut out for relationships. Just relations.
 
bigbadassdude said:
Did you happen to see "Jaws?"
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Nope, but if he was there - he was watching the fireworks too.

Incidentally, the beach that I was at was the original beach community that was going to be used to film Jaws.

Pretty cool trivia huh?
 
ariel347 said:
First dates, shit... Rarely have I ever achieved the happy medium, either overeager, or then later... tried to play too cool and just came off as quiet and weird...
I have so much of an easier time public speaking or doing an interview than first date...
Sunday is better anyway for first date, saturday night just elevates the whole thing that its gotta be fun...
Hope you connect spart
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I'm fine on first dates
convo topics roll around in my head
there's never the silent period
if the gal is older I do too good
in her mind it's I can't have this guy
I give 'em a chance
I don't care about your pussy
there's plenty elsewhere
they know when a guy thinks like that
it disables them and they know they can't play their primary bargaining card
to a woman who has done this for 20 years or so
it's an awakening they'd prefer to postpone as long as possible
 
velvett said:
Nope, but if he was there - he was watching the fireworks too.

Incidentally, the beach that I was at was the original beach community that was going to be used to film Jaws.

Pretty cool trivia huh?
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Yes, and I still love that movie... It's about time to watch it again!
 
Spartacus said:
I don't care about your pussy
there's plenty elsewhere
they know when a guy thinks like that
it disables them and they know they can't play their primary bargaining card
to a woman who has done this for 20 years or so
it's an awakening they'd prefer to postpone as long as possible
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ControlYourLife.jpg
 
goldendelish is here
he's about 15 years younger than me
but he'll tell what it's really like when you own women

most of you guys don't think about your exit strategy
before you even get started

I'll run the whole course of the relationship through my head before we speak
delish knows what I'm speaking about
 
Spartacus said:
goldendelish is here
he's about 15 years younger than me
but he'll tell what it's really like when you own women

most of you guys don't think about your exit strategy
before you even get started

I'll run the whole course of the relationship through my head before we speak
delish knows what I'm speaking about
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I got caught.
 
Sorry guys be back shortly on I phone on way to s o to eat salmon
apart wow looks like your golden
Gd that is hilarious
v you make me feel so prosaic with your appreciation of an event most would take for granted... I don't have your acuity
 
Jon79 said:
oh thats why ur still here...

eat shit!

and dont forget to die mother fucker...
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lol wow, such hostility!


now if you'll excuse me I gotta shower and get my ass to starbucks before 10:30.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
lol wow, such hostility!


now if you'll excuse me I gotta shower and get my ass to starbucks before 10:30.
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its ok everyone haits me ....whats another
 
GoldenDelicious said:
just came back from an ultra bogan wedding. i couldnt get in touch with the groom all day and so headed to the gig not knowing if the gig was actually on anymore - and it turns out that the groom was in jail for public drunken disorderly behaviour the night before. the bride was a 44 gallon drum in a wedding dress - i caught her giving her new husband some really mean looks during the night - it reminded me a bit of a cartoon bull with a ring in its nose and steam coming out of its nostrils

anyway everyone in the place was missing teeth and/or had mad scars from fighting - even the mother in law, except for the half aboriginal giant transvestite looking girl that reminded me of the tall chick in Deuce Bigalow - her boobs looked like they were going to pop. I felt like I was looking at 2 ripe pimples from close range, waiting for them to explode and goosh all over me. I subconciously squinted everytime she got nearby

i quickly learned to play 2 good songs and then a roller, because that was perfect timing for 75% of my dancefloor to collectively migrate outside and have a cigarette in perfect unison - if the world was a boat, it would have tipped over.

anyway at the end of the night, they were picking a fight with the manager and i snuck away, skin and all. woohoo!!
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GD I wish I were there just to feel pretty... lol, no but that is hilarious... I still can't picture you as a pharmacist, and what the hell is this exit strategy that spart keeps talking about enlighten this noob.
 
"Solved world problems" the green way, in the back bathroom with my best friend. Now we're playing Smash Brothers on the Wii. I'm numb.
 
dirty~d~ said:
"Solved world problems" the green way, in the back bathroom with my best friend. Now we're playing Smash Brothers on the Wii. I'm numb.
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You knew him well, I'm in shock... I'm waiting it to hit me... and all I can do is repeat the thought that it doesn't make sense... he was just here amazing all of us with his progress and helping noobs like me with his advice... I dunno, he is a year older than me in his prime and again all I can say is it doesn't make sense... again I'm a noob and didn't know him well except all the helpful advice he gave me, but I do know he was cherished here immensely, and you can discern the same IRL...
It makes no sense.
 
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