what the fucking hell!!!!!!!???????

[tuc biscuit]

another night out had, another night of not getting laid


I can only assume women are intimidated by me after I was voted best looking ef male member on that thread yesterday......word must have got round.

 

[The Shadow]

yeah - you're a member all right

 

[jh1]

LOL @ Tuc

You idiot. I told you not to waste your money going out. It is a forgone conclusion that you are not going to get laid. On the other hand I knocked the friggin bottom outta my hot 20 y/o girlfriend last night, and this morning she gave me head.

It was all that good, rough make up sex stuff too... she was all pissy on Sunday because she hadn't slept but a few hours and took it out on me until I called her out on it. I made sure she knew I didn't appreciate it last night...

You fat fuck.

 

[ChefWide]

The shiny baby blue pocketless tight trousers, per chance?

 

[Pamela]

I don't think so..

 

[tuc biscuit]

ejaculator, you ugly slut, go to hell

 

[jh1]

ejaculator, you ugly slut, go to hell

I maybe ugly, but my g/f is friggin hot...

 

[WODIN]

http://www.realdoll.com.

 

[SoreArms]

they're all lesbians

 

[Smurfy]

Tuc you could get laid here in the States easily. I think youre a bit too intimidating for those Brits.

 

[broley]

...and don't you really say fucking hell like "fookin' hail"?

 

[perkele]

another night out had, another night of not getting laid


I can only assume women are intimidated by me after I was voted best looking ef male member on that thread yesterday......word must have got round.

Tuc, remember the warm weekend when we....

 

[SoreArms]

you got some bombing skills tuc

 

[tuc biscuit]

I did make a guy admit I had perfect symetry last night, so it wasn't completely wasted.

 

[WODIN]

I did make a guy admit I had perfect symetry last night, so it wasn't completely wasted.

Was this while you were farting on his head?

You would be a she-male magnet in Brazil hommie.

 

[jerkbox]

 

[bitemeagain]

another night out had, another night of not getting laid


I can only assume women are intimidated by me after I was voted best looking ef male member on that thread yesterday......word must have got round.

Just get a tatoo that says, "I eat pussy" and your golden.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

wear assless chaps and you'll get hit on plenty

 

[vinylgroover]

most British chicks are frumpy, sloppy and pasty anyway. You're better off chasing men.

 

[Swiftme]

let me tell you why


its cause your fat

hit the tredmill

 

[Deterass]

Don't show them your small penis till the third or fourth date.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

http://www.realdoll.com.

the model perfecty suited for tuc

 

[GEEK2FREAK]

the model perfecty suited for tuc

dood put that shit back in your closet..nobody wants to see your play toy

 

[Buddy_Christ]

dood put that shit back in your closet..nobody wants to see your play toy

what's the matter, you get a chub looking at that?