what should i do with this mouse?

[redshirt27se]

i just caught a mouse who had been pissing me off for atleast a month.


it was with a humane trap (not because i'm against killing mice.. i was just too lazy to go buy a real trap) so he's running around in a big plastic bin.

i don't want to hurt the fucker, but i do want to fuck with him a bit. so far all i can think of is to get him really high and feed him tons of extremely high calorie foods to make him fat.


if someone comes up with a great idea i'll videotape it and post it up.

 

[Cal_21]

Set him free in the woods (or an annoying neighbor's house)

 

[redshirt27se]

Set him free in the woods (or an annoying neighbor's house)

im going to set him free eventually.. im just waiting to see if theres any other mice in my house and then if there is, they're getting dumped together (since i've heard unless you take them atleast 2 miles away they'll find there way back)

 

[Kano]

Set him free in the woods (or an annoying neighbor's house)

Name him Stanley ... Throw him out the window and while he is in the air in a stoned voice say .. Fly away stanley be free

 

[Cal_21]

LMAO

Bite his head off and throw him like a hand grenade.

 

[Kano]

LMAO

Bite his head off and throw him like a hand grenade.

Dude now thats just sick lol

 

[SaladFork]

i just caught a mouse who had been pissing me off for atleast a month.


it was with a humane trap (not because i'm against killing mice.. i was just too lazy to go buy a real trap) so he's running around in a big plastic bin.

i don't want to hurt the fucker, but i do want to fuck with him a bit. so far all i can think of is to get him really high and feed him tons of extremely high calorie foods to make him fat.


if someone comes up with a great idea i'll videotape it and post it up.

HAHA do it! Get him on a cycle and get him a wheel with some resistance make him all buff. I'm sure we could help figure out a cycle to make the little guy grow.

 

[redshirt27se]

HAHA do it! Get him on a cycle and get him a wheel with some resistance make him all buff. I'm sure we could help figure out a cycle to make the little guy grow.

he'd be a great athlete as it is.


little fucker has some serious ups. the house i made him is like between 1.5-2 feet tall and he was almost jumping out of it before i put the lid on.

 

[SaladFork]

he'd be a great athlete as it is.


little fucker has some serious ups. the house i made him is like between 1.5-2 feet tall and he was almost jumping out of it before i put the lid on.

Just make sure your not touching it or its poop. Mice can carry the Hantavirus which in small areas can be airborn.

 

[redshirt27se]

Just make sure your not touching it or its poop. Mice can carry the Hantavirus which in small areas can be airborn.

yeah i looked that shit up before i stored him. i wore gloves when i scooped him over from my trap to the cage. i don't plan on keeping him for more than a week. just long enough to overfeed him and wait to see if his family wants to move with him to a new neighborhood. i originally was going to keep him as a pet, but wild mice are ripe with diseases.

 

[BIGBUCK$]

if u see 1 u have 10

 

[redshirt27se]

if u see 1 u have 10

kinda what i'm worried about.

 

[BIGBUCK$]

kinda what i'm worried about.

i remember when i went to check out a property in harlem and 1 mouse ran by me. and the seller was like wow thats odd. then i openned the door to another room and rats were running all over the place.

 

[redshirt27se]

update


i just released my mouse. the novelty of blowing smoke in his face and trying to get him fat wore off real fast. they smell awful. anyways i took him to the wild (aka the 7/11 parking lot) and freed the bastard. its pretty cold out and its freezing rain, so he's probably already dead.

 

[Mr. dB]

Shoulda given him to the neighbor's cat.

 

[biteme]

I would never torture a creature, unless maybe it was a roach. Hate those fuckers. I'd probably step on his head and kill him instantly. Or throw him out to the cats and let nature take it's course.

 

[Gymgurl]

What would Richard Gere do??

 

[Phaded]

put him by your stove one day and see if he whips up a meal.

 

[retsiger]

put him by your stove one day and see if he whips up a meal.

lol....that was a cute movie.

 

[Phaded]

lol....that was a cute movie.

ya i loved it

 

[silverstar1025]

Rats totally freak me out. I will just on a chair or table if I see one. I don't know why they just really give me the chills. The scene in Cloverfrield when all the rats are running I had to look away they disgust me that much. I am not sure why I have always been that way.