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slickdadd
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After the Liger, and recently the Wholphin, what should be the next combination of wild life animals that the human race butchers and mutates for its own amusement? I've got a few ideas floating around.
How about a Cow and a Centipede, or a Cowtipede. It would be a cow, but it would have a thousand legs. That would be pretty trippy. It'd be all running at you and there wouldn't be shit you could do, because it has a thousand legs! Shit man!
Or maybe a Shark and a Drag Racer, or a Sharkvrolet. Yeah a drag racer isn't an animal and Sharks can't breathe out of water, but imagine the awesomeness of a ferocious fish with big tires and that many horses under the hood. I can feel my penis and chest hair growing just at the thought of it.
And last but not least, a Grizzly Bear and a Maple Tree. It would have the body of a bear, but all of it's arms and legs would be tree limbs. It'd die off pretty quickly from Natural Selection in the wild, but in our zoos we could all go look at it while we point and laugh and stuff.
How about a Cow and a Centipede, or a Cowtipede. It would be a cow, but it would have a thousand legs. That would be pretty trippy. It'd be all running at you and there wouldn't be shit you could do, because it has a thousand legs! Shit man!
Or maybe a Shark and a Drag Racer, or a Sharkvrolet. Yeah a drag racer isn't an animal and Sharks can't breathe out of water, but imagine the awesomeness of a ferocious fish with big tires and that many horses under the hood. I can feel my penis and chest hair growing just at the thought of it.
And last but not least, a Grizzly Bear and a Maple Tree. It would have the body of a bear, but all of it's arms and legs would be tree limbs. It'd die off pretty quickly from Natural Selection in the wild, but in our zoos we could all go look at it while we point and laugh and stuff.
....Cunt
