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what pet peeves does your spouse do

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that completely make you want to slap him/her in the head a few times?

Humor me a little!
 
cut me off mid sentence.

holy shit, that drives me crazy.

oh yeah, she sometimes hen-pecks like my mother.
 
Gets out the shower without drying her feet. I fucking hate with a passion a wet bathroom rug. If I go in there with socks on and they get soaked I want to punch people.
 
hates tomatoes so we have to special order every food we get
 
Mine won't eat broc..... if it's cooked. Never tried it. Just says it's icky. Won't even try cheese cake because cheese and cake 2gether sounds icky. Does not like fish(any kind) because he thinks of tentacles.
Can't put a lid on a bowl correctly(always leaves it half open)
Gets squeaky when he gets mad(swears he's not geigh)
If he thinks my face looks shiny(usually from tanning or running) he starts trying to wipe my face with one of those handy wipe things
..............I could go on. But I luv him.
 
myway said:
Mine won't eat broc..... if it's cooked. Never tried it. Just says it's icky. Won't even try cheese cake because cheese and cake 2gether sounds icky. Does not like fish(any kind) because he thinks of tentacles.
Can't put a lid on a bowl correctly(always leaves it half open)
Gets squeaky when he gets mad(swears he's not geigh)
If he thinks my face looks shiny(usually from tanning or running) he starts trying to wipe my face with one of those handy wipe things
..............I could go on. But I luv him.


Sounds like a basket case, holy fugg.
 
I beleive I started this thread a while back... and called out the stupid bitch for worrying about 'egg babies' and making me remove them for her.

How fucking rediculous.

What else?

Hmm... fucking other people. That bothers me

Ditching out after 3 years. Only 3 months of marriage.

Screwing up her daughters life.

Being a coke whore.
 
JH1 said:
I beleive I started this thread a while back... and called out the stupid bitch for worrying about 'egg babies' and making me remove them for her.

How fucking rediculous.

What else?

Hmm... fucking other people. That bothers me

Ditching out after 3 years. Only 3 months of marriage.

Screwing up her daughters life.

Being a coke whore.


I wanted to punch her in the gunt for the egg babies thing when you first posted it.
 
Doesnt cut his toenails. Waits until his shoes doesnt fit anymore. Omygod I might puke. His feet arent allowed near me
 
your spouse peeves me by typing on the internet. please cut the powerwire to your modem in half , preferably while its still plugged in.
 
I can't complain - he's a better person than I am.

The only thing that drives me is a wet bath matt left on the floor after showering - which inevitably will be stepped on with dirty mud caked on boot.

Ew.
 
velvett said:
The only thing that drives me is a wet bath matt left on the floor after showering - which inevitably will be stepped on with dirty mud caked on boot.

Ew.
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ugahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh totally hate that!!

Why am I the only one in the universe that dries off while still standing in the tub? Nothing worse than a wet rug or carpet!!!!!! god damn!

lol Lumberg couldnt care less about it. He totally just jumps ot of the shower sopping wet and he has walked into the bedroom like that across all the carpeting and stand there drenched and dripping talking to me. And Im like wtf! get a towel !!@ get off the carpet!! all the while he's standing there looking confused and not knowing why his wife has suddenly turned into Linda Blair from the excorcist. lolol
 
Smurfy said:
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ugahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh totally hate that!!

Why am I the only one in the universe that dries off while still standing in the tub? Nothing worse than a wet rug or carpet!!!!!! god damn!

lol Lumberg couldnt care less about it. He totally just jumps ot of the shower sopping wet and he has walked into the bedroom like that across all the carpeting and stand there drenched and dripping talking to me. And Im like wtf! get a towel !!@ get off the carpet!! all the while he's standing there looking confused and not knowing why his wife has suddenly turned into Linda Blair from the excorcist. lolol

lol, when i picture lumberg, he's got his cawk tucked between his legs and talking nonstop.
 
Smurfy said:
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ugahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh totally hate that!!

Why am I the only one in the universe that dries off while still standing in the tub? Nothing worse than a wet rug or carpet!!!!!! god damn!

lol Lumberg couldnt care less about it. He totally just jumps ot of the shower sopping wet and he has walked into the bedroom like that across all the carpeting and stand there drenched and dripping talking to me. And Im like wtf! get a towel !!@ get off the carpet!! all the while he's standing there looking confused and not knowing why his wife has suddenly turned into Linda Blair from the excorcist. lolol


you too?

HAHAHHAHAA


Wait, wait...

Wet towel thrown on the bed, the very corner that the kitty likes to sleep on and then hung back up in the bathroom.

:worried:
 
stilleto said:
lol, when i picture lumberg, he's got his cawk tucked between his legs and talking nonstop.
hahahah. he's such a silly guy with a 180 IQ and a very conservative job. weird combo, but I love the hell outta him.
 
velvett said:
you too?

HAHAHHAHAA


Wait, wait...

Wet towel thrown on the bed, the very corner that the kitty likes to sleep on and then hung back up in the bathroom.

:worried:
oh no. see, while Lumberg may be nonchalant and careless about some things, he is utterly very stringent on other things - none of which make any sense. He'd NEVER in a million years ever leave anything on the bed. He gets aggravated when anything other than the bedding is on the bed cuz he says a bed is for bedding, not clothing and other misc items.
 
Daisy_ said:
Doesnt cut his toenails. Waits until his shoes doesnt fit anymore. Omygod I might puke. His feet arent allowed near me
I so agree with you.Needto does take care of his feet, but the thought of feet is nasty. I hate feet. Middle of summer time, 90-100 degrees outside we are all wearing socks!
 
I too am married to a person who is overall a nicer and kinder person than I am however, he does one thing that just makes me want to totally bop him one: he loses shit, mainly work paperwork, and then gets furious with himself while he's looking for it, HOWEVER, he gets pissy and growls at me whenever I offer to help him work out any sort of system for organization. That's about the only thing he does that really makes me want to slap him up the back of the head.

Okay, for all you wet bathroom rug people, this is an easy fix: You get a couple of big towels that don't match ANYTHING, and you tell everyone in the house this is the designated "FOOT TOWEL," meaning, this is the towel that gets put on the floor, preferably folded in half, on top of the bathroom rug, before you get in the shower (the reason it's folded in half is so you have other dry sides you can use if you have several people showering in a row). We keep ours over the side of the tub so you HAVE to toss it on the floor before you get in the shower or it'll get soaked. Works like a charm.
 
velvett said:
I can't complain - he's a better person than I am.

The only thing that drives me is a wet bath matt left on the floor after showering - which inevitably will be stepped on with dirty mud caked on boot.

Ew.


I do that, but I have my own bathroom. I piss me off when I forget I did it and stand in the wet part when I'm wearing my socks.
 
musclemom said:
Okay, for all you wet bathroom rug people, this is an easy fix: You get a couple of big towels that don't match ANYTHING, and you tell everyone in the house this is the designated "FOOT TOWEL," meaning, this is the towel that gets put on the floor, preferably folded in half, on top of the bathroom rug, before you get in the shower (the reason it's folded in half is so you have other dry sides you can use if you have several people showering in a row). We keep ours over the side of the tub so you HAVE to toss it on the floor before you get in the shower or it'll get soaked. Works like a charm.
Ive done that too. but it's just easier to dry off before stepping out onto the rug.
 
Smurfy said:
Why am I the only one in the universe that dries off while still standing in the tub? Nothing worse than a wet rug or carpet!!!!!! god damn!


I do the same, and thankfully my beau request two towels before going to shower so that he can make sure he doesn't leave water all over. I hate a bathroom mat.

My peeve would be socks inside out ..... omg I hate it! For one I don't want to smell your damn stinky ass feet dammit.

Also, he loves to touch my belly, I hate for anyone to touch my belly because I'm chunky. LOL
 
Smurfy said:
Ive done that too. but it's just easier to dry off before stepping out onto the rug.
Well, the other thing, the bathroom rug stays down all the time and I only remember to wash the darn thing haphazardly, at best (I confess to being a less than stellar housewife and generally suck at most household chores).
 
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