What name would you never name your child?

[heatherrae]

I was thinking guys but I wouldn't give my daughter a stripper name = Candy, Brandy, Crystal, Asia, Destiny, etc

I once met a stripper whose stage name was Chastity. I laughed and told her, "you are clever. That is ironic." She just stared at me. Clearly, she didn't know the meaning of "chastity" or "irony."

 

[UA_Iron]

Damien is a cool fucken name, you guys are just pussies.

I wouldnt name him Geoffrey, cause thats a gay fucken way to spell Jeff. (my name).

Casey (my roommates name) is pretty fucken bisexual.

I've never met an Adam who wasnt a pussy hahahahah.

Wouldnt name a daughter Heather, I've dated like 5 of them.

 

[gotmilk]

Satan

 

[musclemom]

Michael, hear me out, there is a running joke about naming your kid Michael (i.e., they're all hyperactive pains in the asses ... guess what I named my son? And yes, he was).
Clarence/Harry/Harold/Harriet/Henrietta/Frances/Francis/Gertrude/Laverne/Willie/Dick/Finesse (sorry, it's shampoo)/Hortence/Heidi/Heinrich ... yeah the "H" names can be pretty bad.

Zowie/Moon Unit/Dweezle (head tip to David Bowie and Frank Zappa)

I can think of others, but those come immediately to mind.

I went to elementary school with a kid whose name was a palindrome (first name was the last name reversed). I ran into him as an adult and the first thing out of my mouth was, "Your parents have a weird ass sense of humor, don't they?"

 

[Mavafanculo]

I once met a stripper whose stage name was Chastity. I laughed and told her, "you are clever. That is ironic." She just stared at me. Clearly, she didn't know the meaning of "chastity" or "irony."

Irony and satire are wasted on the stupid.

btw, what did you mean when you said she was clever using chastity as her stripper name?

 

[heatherrae]

Irony and satire are wasted on the stupid.

btw, what did you mean when you said she was clever using chastity as her stripper name?

LOL....maybe you and chastity should hook up.

 

[Mr. dB]

Pretty much anything beginning with an H. Hector, Horatio, Hanibal, Helmut

How about "L" names for daughters?

Laquisha, Lawanda, Lashamekia, LaTina...

 

[jenscats5]

Bernice, Hedwig (yes, it's a woman's name), Todd or Scott.......

 

[jackangel]

arnold

 

[jenscats5]

How about "L" names for daughters?

Laquisha, Lawanda, Lashamekia, LaTina...

My cat is named Lindsay.....