What makes Paris Hilton look good?

[Evil_Frisky]

"HILTON" is what makes her who she is... other than that she'd be just another ho

 

[pintoca]

"HILTON" is what makes her who she is... other than that she'd be just another ho

make that SkankHo

thanks

 

[Spanky11]

i'd hit it - just for bragging rights, kin one of her daddy's hotels.

 

[HiDnGoD]

"HILTON" is what makes her who she is... other than that she'd be just another ho

Can you imagine her as a senior in high school? She'd be one of those skinny legged bitches coming on to the second line of the wrestling team, trying to get some glory, 'cause she'd be too dumb to work. Destined for a life at the drive through, married to Chet, cashier at the Minute Lube. A soiled brat on her hip one year older than her marriage to Chet.
Actually, she'd probably be valedictorian, 'cause she'd had to work to get out of the Ghetto & realized the value of it.

 

[Razorguns]

i love how plastic surgery has pretty much FROZEN her face. too funny.

 

[fortlaud]

I think it'd be like fucking a bag of antlers.

LOL I think the "bag of antlers" crack is the funniest damn thing I've run across all week ; )

I've never understood the hype around that spoiled, trashy, boney skank & yes, her sister is alot better looking than she is

 

[Island Son]

not my type
but the boob shots were impressive, gotta thank the surgeon.

 

[a10j10]

What makes Paris Hilton look good?

Hold on, she looks good?
Personal taste, she's f'n ugly & anorexic...

 

[c3web]

Not A Damn Thing!!!

 

[Mr. dB]

Two bags -- one for her, and one for me in case hers falls off.

She looks like C. Montgomery Burns in a wig.