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What is your worst kitchen disaster?

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I made Buffalo chicken wings once & went to toss them in the sauce so I put the hot wings in a Tupperware, poured the sauce over & put the lid on. When I went to shake it the lid popped off - splashing sauce everywhere! So I cleaned up - repeated the process & the lid popped off again splashing sauce everywhere!! what a mess!!
 
The wife likes to keep her oven mitts on the burners, then turn on the wrong one. I in turn like to put out the fires she starts before they get too big.
 
My hubby once baked some french fries & put them under the broiler for a few minutes. Well I guess he forgot about them cuz next thing we knew - there was a fire in the oven. Big flames. He tossed the cookie sheet out in the snow....
 
jenscats5 said:
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I made Buffalo chicken wings once & went to toss them in the sauce so I put the hot wings in a Tupperware, poured the sauce over & put the lid on. When I went to shake it the lid popped off - splashing sauce everywhere! So I cleaned up - repeated the process & the lid popped off again splashing sauce everywhere!! what a mess!!
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Hehe sounds like you had fun cleaning up that mess. You must have cussed up a storm. LOL
 
FreakMonster said:
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Hehe sounds like you had fun cleaning up that mess. You must have cussed up a storm. LOL
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You know I did.... :lmao:
 
I through a bowl of hot soup at a pondscum server once and the dude cried like a bitch. He was :rainbow: by the way. :Chef: :tuc:
 
a co-workers son-in-law was recently frying chicken or some shit
started a grease fire and while moving the burning pan to the sink he hit a wet spot on the floor
the pan spat back all that burning grease right into his face
 
A funny story...I had just gotten implants two months prior in 10/02 and still didn't have a lot of feeling in my breasts. I was steaming oatmeal in a rice steamer and was leaning over it to reach paper towels. I was burning my right boob with the steam, but couldn't even feel it! Man, it was a nasty lookin burn.

Oh - and then there's this pic below from a week or so ago.
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i remember when i couldnt find the peanut butter. man was i pissed if i cant have my pb&j for lunch. that was a disaster in the kitchen.
 
I put a pot of water for tea on the stove and left the kitchen.....
yep, I never came back to get it. The empty pot was shaking on the stove after the water was all boiled out of it. My brother was the one to see it and shut it off.



I threw in the "shaking" part for effect. I was'nt there to shut it off, so I don't know if it was actually doint that.

Also,
 
I let a double boiler run dry, and the bottom melted all over the burners.

I left a frozen chicken breast in the oven to thaw and forgot about it for two days. I woke up and my whole apartment smelled like rotting death.
 
i was coming home from football practice STARVING because practice lasts from like 7 AM during summer until like 2-3 pm or so alot of days with a short break for a sac lunch in between (i never make sack lunches...) so i was starving n my mom says OH i just made burritos n theyre REALLY good i took em out of the stove rt now (when i called her to ask if i should buy food or not from outside)...and so i get in the house n smell it n it smells SO good and im SO hungry and i run and she didnt mention that she cleaned the kitchen floor and mopped it kinda so it was wet as hell and i slip with 1 hand thankfully landing onthe counter to KIND of break my fall but my other forearm landed on the burrito tray that my mom had JUST taken out of the oven like 2 mins prior! and i got the BIGGEST 3rd degree burn because i had held on to the counter to break my fall BUT i was burning my other arm at the same time so it took like an extra second longer to pull off my arm from the tray because of the weird position i was in...it took like a year to completely go away but at least it's gone :) that was in my fatter days when i, yes really, would run over to the kitchen when some food was around i liked :p :laugh2: jeez how pathetic was i ;)
 
boiled a dozen eggs and completely forgot about them, all of a sudden it sounded like gun shots going off in the kitchen, the water had boiled out and the eggs started exploding all over the place
 
hamstershaver said:
boiled a dozen eggs and completely forgot about them, all of a sudden it sounded like gun shots going off in the kitchen, the water had boiled out and the eggs started exploding all over the place
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that shit is funny bro. my wife put one in the microwave. duh....
 
happened this saturday night in fact. was at a friends place cooking up a great little italian number for 10 of us, when i grabbed his pepper shaker to add some extra spice at the end of the meal, he had loosened the lid on it earlier that day and forgot about tightening it.


not a pretty sight
 
Turned the wrong knob abd preheated the wrong burner... yeah, the one with the plastic spoon on top of it.

It made alot of black smoke.
 
When I was maybe 15ish I was making mocha truffles. They were beautiful-- dipped perfect. Gritty as hell though. Coffee grounds aren't the same as instant coffee. lol

I've had a broiler fire. That was also when I was around 15. No major damage but when you open the oven door and the flames fly out the door it's pretty damn scary!
 
Raina said:
When I was maybe 15ish I was making mocha truffles. They were beautiful-- dipped perfect. Gritty as hell though. Coffee grounds aren't the same as instant coffee. lol

I've had a broiler fire. That was also when I was around 15. No major damage but when you open the oven door and the flames fly out the door it's pretty damn scary!
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Coffee grounds....ugh :worried:
 
ive had a few stews stick to the bottom and burn hopelessly, but the worst was probably putting a wheat filled bag into the microwave (an ex did it, not me, thankfully) that she used the same way you use a hot water bottle...that stuff STINKS when it burns, and hangs around for weeks
 
On Sunday I managed to splash hot olive oil on my right thigh (I was wearing really short shorts). So now, I have 6 purple splash marks (about 1/2in-1in long) on my thigh and one splash mark near my knee and you can see where the oil ran down an inch or 2 to my calf. Needless to say, I will not be wearing shorts or any mini-skirts while on my trip to Disney World. The marks will fade, I'm not worried about it. But it still sucks.
 
Mr. dB said:
I let a double boiler run dry, and the bottom melted all over the burners.

I left a frozen chicken breast in the oven to thaw and forgot about it for two days. I woke up and my whole apartment smelled like rotting death.
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oops!

:sick: , but :FRlol:
 
StickFigure said:
My mom said that when I was a baby, I drank dome kitchen cleaner from under the kitchen sink.

Does that count?
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j/k bro

;)
 
i worked at burger king when i was 16 for three days until my manager got me really pissed. so i filled me up a king size pop and then took a boulder of ice and threw it in the hot oil and quit. that shit blew up like a volcano. plus there was no way i was going to work hard for $4.25hr.
 
It was on a grille...still cooking though. I was grillin' some chicken tenders and put a melted butter sauce on them then through them back on the grille for what was going to be a final 20 seconds of cooking. When they hit the butter splashed down and it smoked up pretty bad. I pulled them off quickly...The smoke fucked them all up !! I was soooo pissed....They looked good as hell, tasted like shit though so we chuckedm'
 
4everhung said:
a co-workers son-in-law was recently frying chicken or some shit
started a grease fire and while moving the burning pan to the sink he hit a wet spot on the floor
the pan spat back all that burning grease right into his face
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did you work on him after his death
 
One time I was pulling a cast iron skillet out of the oven and the hot pad shifted and the skillet was then searing into my hand. I was in a kitchen full of people so I couldn't discard said skillet without severly injuring someone else. So I walked across the kitchen with the skillet searing my flesh and set it down. I nearly passed out upon completion of the task. That was 12yrs ago and I still have a discolored spot on my hand.

Another time I was making candied apples in mango-rum sauce. I put it in the oven to cook not thinking about alcohol content. I was sitting in the living room with my friends whom I was cooking for when an explosion rang out from the kitchen. The alcohol had boiled up and ignited blowing the door open on the stove. Most of the stove was on fire but soon went out due to the alcohol burning off. The tops of the apples were just barely singed. It turned out really well though and tasted great.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
dannomight said:
i worked at burger king when i was 16 for three days until my manager got me really pissed. so i filled me up a king size pop and then took a boulder of ice and threw it in the hot oil and quit. that shit blew up like a volcano. plus there was no way i was going to work hard for $4.25hr.
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i wanan work there jus to do that
 
When I was a kid I went to make instant mashed potatoes. I tried to cook them on the stovetop in my mom's favorite ceramic bowl. It blew up all over the kitchen. Not so good.
 
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