What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!!

[WODIN]

Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?!!!

 

[Ffactor]

Too much attention.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Is that a tear in your eye private?!?You've got to be shitting me,you can't do ONE pullup?!?Get the fuck off my obstacle course private Pyle!!!

R. Lee Ermy fucking rocks.

 

[Code]

No.
I was raised by a tribe of nomadic neutrinos.

 

[theoak01]

Now I have to go watch that fucking movie when I should be studying are you happy now


btw best avatar ever.

 

[tuc biscuit]

No, please can you lavish some love on me.

 

[WODIN]

Now I have to go watch that fucking movie when I should be studying are you happy now


btw best avatar ever.

Bullshit! I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair.

 

[gymtime]

Hell I like you....You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!!

 

[The Ranger]

Your days of finger-banging Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER!!

Ranger

 

[magman1]

Hell I like you....You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!!

cool...where you live bro?

 

[ToTall]

Private Pyle what is your major malfunction!!!!!!!

 

[jerkbox]

DID YOUR MOTHER HAVE ANY CHILDREN THAT LIVED!!!!??

YOU'RE SO UGLY, YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE!

 

[Y_lifter]

God has a hard-on for Marines. Because we kill
everything we see.

 

[onerepmaximum]

I watched that movie a few days before I left for Marine Corps bootcamp. I wasn't too shocked when the DI really talked to you like that. My friend saw R Lee Ermey at the Sgt's Course and he autographed some DVD of Full Metal Jacket for him.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

I would imagine his role as the gay gym teacher ex-convict in Saving Silverman is likely the highlight of his career in his eyes.

Speaking of how hot Amanda Peet is, she is hot.

 

[Y_lifter]

His "Mail Call" show is a bit cheesy but still funny when he starts yelling at the camera and threatening you if you change channels during commercials..

 

[kronk]

God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps!

 

[Dougly]

His "Mail Call" show is a bit cheesy but still funny when he starts yelling at the camera and threatening you if you change channels during commercials..

Yeah, and what's his deal with watermelons? Hates those fuckers!

 

[RottenWillow]

When he appeared in his first film, the Boys in Company B, the had only been out of the Marines for 2 years. Great film, hard to find.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

i didnt know they stacked shit that high...

 

[JarHed]

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