What is your job

[Latimer]

I collect semen from endangered animals.

 

[WormAAA77]

I collect semen from endangered animals.

How's that pay? Sounds interesting. have you ever forgotten about a certain species you need so you hide behind a shrub and do your thing in the cup labeled Marsupial Semen? If not, try it and let me know what comes of it. It'd be interesting.

 

[Ingram]

I’m working full time as a professional masturbator.

 

[bm2k]

Lazy student by day, lazy student by night

 

[bm2k]

I’m working full time as a professional masturbator.

Damn! I'm an unpaid amateur, but my workload is the equivalent of a highly paid full time position. Lucky bastard.

 

[Pebcak]

I'm really chatty so it doesn't bother me. I know a zillion extensions by heart so I run on auto-pilot. I just don't take it personally....it's the only way to maintain a shred of sanity.

OK, how can you stand to talk on the phone in your personal life??? You're my idol, that is a torture that I could never handle.

'Cak

 

[Raina]

I actually take few calls outside of work. I let my vmail pick up most of my calls. I'm usually a little tired of dealing with people by the end of the day. Too much BS. I type all day with my right hand, answer the phone with my left. Multi-tasking. I tend to leave my patience at work and just want to be left alone at home.

 

[Latimer]

How's that pay? Sounds interesting. have you ever forgotten about a certain species you need so you hide behind a shrub and do your thing in the cup labeled Marsupial Semen? If not, try it and let me know what comes of it. It'd be interesting.

The pay is good. I've never done that, but I once mistook a sample for my protein shake. Thanks to a rookie lab tech and carelessness, I wiped out the tazmanian tigers.

 

[rippedtrojan]

student. my partime work is as a lab research assistant. um, right now i am co-designing a super-chilled helium transfer line from the cryostatic generator we have to the chaff-iv vacuum chamber. this summer i'll be an air force research consultant for my job, that's when i'll finally be making some decent bank. hopefully to get a car soon! hell yeah.

 

[Pebcak]

I actually take few calls outside of work. I let my vmail pick up most of my calls. I'm usually a little tired of dealing with people by the end of the day. Too much BS. I type all day with my right hand, answer the phone with my left. Multi-tasking. I tend to leave my patience at work and just want to be left alone at home.

Amen sister. I can't live without caller ID. At work, home, or cell phone. I'm glad I can tell when coworker's (in the building or around the country), customer's, or random outside callers are calling me.

Though, it really bothers my friends and family that I screen my calls. Oh well.....I guess I wasn't home.

'Cak