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Paulo said:
of a butter knife if there is no orange juice in the refridgerator?

Beats the hell out of me. Glad that your around though to partake in my suffering. Misery loves company. I'll get over it by tomorrow. For some reason, I feel very irritated. I think it's a combination of little things.
 
biteme said:
Beats the hell out of me. Glad that your around though to partake in my suffering. Misery loves company. I'll get over it by tomorrow. For some reason, I feel very irritated. I think it's a combination of little things.


you're my favorite person to be miserable with.......we should hang out....and break stuff.

i'm a little miserable myself at the moment.
 
jerkbox said:
you're my favorite person to be miserable with.......we should hang out....and break stuff.

i'm a little miserable myself at the moment.

Sounds good man. I think i've got just a little too much test in my system right now. Don't normally feel this way though. Let's go out and break some shit. Last night I was leaving work and the automatic sliding doors did not open properly and I ran smack into them and knocked the fuck out of my shoulder. My first reaction was to kick the hell out of the glass doors. Just hard enough so as not to shatter them. I forgot that I could have been recorded doing so. :)
 
PHATchik said:
Can I go break some stuff too? I don't have any test in my system, but I'll still go be vicious.

I think it would be fun to go on a breaking spree with you. I detect a lot of pent-up aggression. We have to ride in the car nude though. It always makes it more exciting.
 
biteme said:
I think it would be fun to go on a breaking spree with you. I detect a lot of pent-up aggression. We have to ride in the car nude though. It always makes it more exciting.

I can be very aggressive when I want to be. :p
 
It's always much easier for a woman or man to say things in a stream of annonymous bits than it is for them to actually do anything when really meeting. And most of the times, they will never actually meet.
 
jerkbox said:
you're my favorite person to be miserable with.......we should hang out....and break stuff.

i'm a little miserable myself at the moment.

I usually dont invite myself, BUT this sounds good for me right now!!! I feel agressive and ready for breaking stuff. I banged a hole in the wall with my head the other day. Sheetrock. My next has like a pinched nerve now. Headaches, hard time turning my head, LOL lets break some stuff bors... :evil:
 
sh4dowf4lcon said:
I usually dont invite myself, BUT this sounds good for me right now!!! I feel agressive and ready for breaking stuff. I banged a hole in the wall with my head the other day. Sheetrock. My next has like a pinched nerve now. Headaches, hard time turning my head, LOL lets break some stuff bors... :evil:


yeah....YEAH.....BREAK STUFF.....AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE....FIRE!!!!!
 
strongsmartsexy said:
It's always much easier for a woman or man to say things in a stream of annonymous bits than it is for them to actually do anything when really meeting. And most of the times, they will never actually meet.
I'm not really sure if that was directed at me or not. If it was, okay? Even if it wasn't, half the point of an internet chat board is to send information anonymously. Many of the people on this board will never meet. Many of them will though and already have. Friendships are made through something like this as silly as they may be to some.
 
PHATchik said:
I'm not really sure if that was directed at me or not. If it was, okay? Even if it wasn't, half the point of an internet chat board is to send information anonymously. Many of the people on this board will never meet. Many of them will though and already have. Friendships are made through something like this as silly as they may be to some.

It was meant for you. And I agree with you. I know I can flirt outrageously with you on here, 'cause I won't have to actually do anything with it.
 
strongsmartsexy said:
It was meant for you. And I agree with you. I know I can flirt outrageously with you on here, 'cause I won't have to actually do anything with it.
And that had as much to do with our posts as it did the price of tea in China. That's why I wasn't following why you were saying it. :)
 
PHATchik said:
And that had as much to do with our posts as it did the price of tea in China. That's why I wasn't following why you were saying it. :)

Ok: *takes a deep breath*

If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay and egg and a half, how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all of the seeds out of dill pickle?

Did that help clarify it?
 
strongsmartsexy said:
Ok: *takes a deep breath*

If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay and egg and a half, how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all of the seeds out of dill pickle?

Did that help clarify it?

WOW IT DID!! I can't believe I didn't see it so clearly before. Now I can be through with this thread and go about my merry little way. Thanks so much!
 
PHATchik said:
WOW IT DID!! I can't believe I didn't see it so clearly before. Now I can be through with this thread and go about my merry little way. Thanks so much!

Damn! Does that mean we can't flirt any more? And you're not going to tell me how aggressive and un-harmless you are? *pout*
 
strongsmartsexy said:
Damn! Does that mean we can't flirt any more? And you're not going to tell me how aggressive and un-harmless you are? *pout*
Well, I will say this much. This post proves you are as much of a smart ass I am. lol.
 
PHATchik said:
Well, I will say this much. This post proves you are as much of a smart ass I am. lol.

I AM! And I LOVE you for it!!! :heart: :heart: :heart:

You being a smartass that is. Oh, wait a minute? Are you shaved? *ducking and running*
 
strongsmartsexy said:
I AM! And I LOVE you for it!!! :heart: :heart: :heart:

You being a smartass that is. Oh, wait a minute? Are you shaved? *ducking and running*
You were doing so well up to that point too. :rolleyes:
 
PHATchik said:
You were doing so well up to that point too. :rolleyes:

I would have thought you'd realized I was a smart ass by the chicken/monkey riddle.

That last part I threw in there just to frustrate you. :) Seems it worked well.
 
strongsmartsexy said:
I would have thought you'd realized I was a smart ass by the chicken/monkey riddle.

That last part I threw in there just to frustrate you. :) Seems it worked well.
Gosh, I never would have been able to notice by that by the "Ok *takes deep breath*. No clue at all! And the rest of that post just moved between smart ass and stupid. I leaned toward the latter.

And I figured that last part was a joke. You seem a wee bit too intelligent to come off with a dumb ass question about me being shaved or not. Not your style.
 
PHATchik said:
Gosh, I never would have been able to notice by that by the "Ok *takes deep breath*. No clue at all! And the rest of that post just moved between smart ass and stupid. I leaned toward the latter.

And I figured that last part was a joke. You seem a wee bit too intelligent to come off with a dumb ass question about me being shaved or not. Not your style.

Actually, I'd just returned from the "Shaved" post. I was mixing threads. I thought in a fun way.
 
strongsmartsexy said:
No don't do that. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself. Besides, it's more fun to keep you guessing.
Guessing would imply that I was giving you any thought in addition to these replies. Sorry to burst your bubble. :bigkiss:
 
PHATchik said:
Guessing would imply that I was giving you any thought in addition to these replies. Sorry to burst your bubble. :bigkiss:

*looking around intensely for bubble* I don't see a bubble you could burst. Bubbles are dangerous, I try and not keep them around me. Besides, I don't have enough ego to support a bubble.

Gee, I hope my wife doesn't see that bigkiss on me when I get home! *gasp*
 
strongsmartsexy said:
How do you figure? Airplanes have both knives, abliet plastic, and orange juice in them. I'm not sure about the refridgerator though.
You tell me. It was all you.
 
PHATchik said:
Wow, I'm not used to people rolling their eyes at me. Project should be around to see this. He would say it serves me right.

Well, I figured rolling my eyes was much better than trying to give you a tonsil massaging kiss. Gee, do thy have that kinda smiley?
 
strongsmartsexy said:
Well, I figured rolling my eyes was much better than trying to give you a tonsil massaging kiss. Gee, do thy have that kinda smiley?
Smilies can say so much.
 
What the hell you guys do to my thread??

I had a serious question and y'all toddle off on some flirting tangent.

Oh well, I should have expected as much.
 
Paulo said:
I know, he started it.

Nevertheless, I have an important update...

My fridge now has OJ in it.


--- another potential disaster subdued ---

OH NO! Be careful, he may have gotten off with murder once, but I'd keep an eye on him even if you do have him chilled out in your fridge!
 
Testosterone boy said:
That flirting exchange simply was unimpressive.

*gasp* Well, silly me. I wasn't even aware I had to impress you. Although, come to think of it, that wouldn't have mattered either. I'm not here to impress you.
 
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