Mackavelli said:
This overwieght out of shape indian man at my gym this past week was giving advice to a few disciples in the gym. I kept on hearing him say "I eat the chicken, in my country we don't use chemicals in the ground, oh and I eat the chicken" I had to stop training back b/c I was laughing my ass off. All the disciplies where there taking notes from a guy who looks like he never touched a weight in his life.
did that asshole say that in his country they don't use chemicals (i'm assuming he was talking abt juicing).
i am IN india and here every 2nd guy going to the gym juices his ass off- juice is available OTC here- eg- sus 250mg for3$.
i think u guys have covered almost every kind of dickhead in gyms.
here r some of my contributions...
"if u want to bulk up, don't do cardio"
"ur calves r big only bcoz of genetics- not bcoz u played soccer or bcoz u were a distance runner"
those were told to me by the 130lb trainer when i was starting off.
"juice and in 3 mths u'll be huge and ripped"
"6 mths on protein supplements will make u huge"
told to me by guys who had never seen the inside of a gym.
"beef makes u put on fat, not muscle"
"be careful- ur too muscular. if u take a break from the gym ur muscle will turn to fat."
"i wish i was like that fat guy- he has something to start off with. he can convert his fat into muscle."
told to me by some pencil neck- 5ft11, 125lbs!
and here r some other gems...
the pharmacy guy trying to sell me andriol- "don't use sus- here take andriol- 1 cap ED for 6mths and u'll be huge."
"nandrolone makes ur upper body huge but shrinks ur legs"
"u eat too much- u'll accumulate fat. i want to put on lean muscle without any fat".
i've probably heard many more but can't remember right now.