I used to have a goody bag which consisted of a 13 X 8 dildo, and some other unmentionables. Thankfully I got rid of it all. I wouldnt want anyone to come across that in my closet. When my son was 4 he found the 13 incher and came walking down the hallway asking "Mommy, what's this?". I snatched it up faster than KB on a pre-teen blonde, and told him "it's a joke. It's a pretend leg"
rofllllllllllllllllllllll a leg. wtf!!
well he was 4, he believed it.