What is the last text someone sent you?

[pdaddyII]

'I'm taking fina pellets and injecting liquid NyQuil in with my primo'

Look at me I'm fgt texting buddies with woot!

 

[wootoom]

Look at me I'm fgt texting buddies with woot!

Lol!!!!!!!

 

[bigbassturd]

Ahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

 

[wootoom]

I'm dying...I wish... To Bigassturd

 

[bigbassturd]

I started smoking. Slow and steady wins the race.

 

[WoodyO]

I got a long, rambling text from the ex basically stating she was sick of my shit, and was coming to pack all the kids shit, and take them away. Then she was gonna leave her car, and that she didn't want any child support or anything else from me. And she would prostitute herself to make money to raise the kids if she needed to. Then about an hour later, she texted me saying that our son was with my mom and she was getting her hair done.

 

[bigbassturd]

I got a long, rambling text from the ex basically stating she was sick of my shit, and was coming to pack all the kids shit, and take them away. Then she was gonna leave her car, and that she didn't want any child support or anything else from me. And she would prostitute herself to make money to raise the kids if she needed to. Then about an hour later, she texted me saying that our son was with my mom and she was getting her hair done.

What are the chances I get a discount on that prostitution thing since we're bros?

 

[WoodyO]

What are the chances I get a discount on that prostitution thing since we're bros?

Just tell her she's pretty and you'll get a freebie. She's got real self esteem issues.

 

[bigbassturd]

I'm jk bro. You doing ok?

 

[zwhit]

Damn dude. Hope she hasn't turned to drugs to cope with the pain. Sounds like she's all over the place.