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what is the craziest thing you've done

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back when I was 19 and the drinking age was 19
this dance club on sunday night had free drinks from 7 to 9
well at 9:05 no way getting into the men's room
but this was one of those multiple rooms club
like with adjunct rooms with sofas
and plants
well I navigated to one of those rooms with noone in
and took a squirt in a plant
my only arrest outside of my dozen or so DUIs
 
Fucking awesome lol
 
honestly a dozen duis?
3 is a felony in my state and a yr in the county clink
3 plus is joint time, starting at 2 yrs mandatory no parole
 
Spartacus said:
back when I was 19 and the drinking age was 19
this dance club on sunday night had free drinks from 7 to 9
well at 9:05 no way getting into the men's room
but this was one of those multiple rooms club
like with adjunct rooms with sofas
and plants
well I navigated to one of those rooms with noone in
and took a squirt in a plant
my only arrest outside of my dozen or so DUIs
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ive never been so disappointed in a story :confused:
 
no I'll tell the story when I initiated a barfight with Bono of U2
man he's a little dweeb
"leave me alone"
little pecker
or course me being a regular carried no weight when you fuck with the international rock star
so cantrell in his cowboy hat and I walked to the house I shared with 3 girls
and did some coke
Connie the de facto den mother next day when she got the story
"and you're proud of that"
me: "yeah"
I was a hero with the local beat punks
 
bigpokey said:
"leave me alone" lolol wtf were you doin to him?
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imagine the scenario
I was ona double date and Bono and the edge got up on stage and played a couple tunes with the local band
then they moved to the "punk place"
and I took issue with all his notoreity
and he is a liitle fuck
I think he took a swing at me I dodged
then got trown out
 
well I lost my post
it was about the Roebling Suspension Bridge and a garbage bag full of mushrooms
 
that reminds me of a story
this gal picked me up in a club
went to her place
I was woke up with a loud bang
naked in her bed
she is in the bathroom
and this dude in a suit at the bedroom door is counting down 30 seconds before he harms me
I'm a bit sluggish and naked like I mentioned
and I'm sizing him up for battle
I ran the scenarios through my head and ended up putting my shoes on outside
she wasn't worth it
but I did ID his Chevy Impala outside and noted the tag
in case
 
One time, I was really drunk at a buddy's bachelor party. There was some drama with another group in the strip club, and it ended up with them running and us chasing. Car chase ensued....was totally disoriented when they pulled into a parking lot and we followed. I got out, and saw a guy running towards a very brightly lit building (it sort of blinded me)...I took off like a bat out of hell and was reeling him in across the lot. He got in the doors first, and when I busted in, I see him pounding on a large plexiglass-looking wall yelling for help. That's when I notice the cop approaching from my peripheral vision...I had unwittingly chased the guy right into my hometown police station.

Luckily, I noticed the cop before swinging, and he decided he didn't want any paperwork that night so he told us to get our drunken asses out of there...no problems.
 
I let one of my bros go home with a senior citizen.
It was at my bachelor party, he was black out drunk at the bar of the casino and struck up a conversation with the old lady.
They talked for half an hour and he pretty much passes out at the bar. She said she'd take him up to her room and "take care of him"

She helped him to her room and we went to the club. He doesn't remember what happened and was pretty pissed when he woke up at like 4 in the morning.

Bad bro material, I know. But we were all pretty much wasted, in our defense. And it was pretty damn funny.
 
zwhit said:
I let one of my bros go home with a senior citizen.
It was at my bachelor party, he was black out drunk at the bar of the casino and struck up a conversation with the old lady.
They talked for half an hour and he pretty much passes out at the bar. She said she'd take him up to her room and "take care of him"

She helped him to her room and we went to the club. He doesn't remember what happened and was pretty pissed when he woke up at like 4 in the morning.

Bad bro material, I know. But we were all pretty much wasted, in our defense. And it was pretty damn funny.
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Thats fuckn awesome! Imagine waking up, rolling over and seeing that?!? The look on his face had to be priceless.

Well done!!!
 
Played a round of Russian roulette with three guys. One in the chamber, gun to my temple....click
 
1978- Broke into a convenience store in the middle of the night. Stole wine, lunchmeat and fuck books.

1986 - Dropped acid with my 3 roommates during spring break in Daytona. One roommate had to be sedated and spent the next night in the hospital; wasn't right for a week.

1993 - Drove my Escort GT 100 MPH into a tree while half drunk. Ripped the engine loose from the transaxle, blew through the radiator and they found it 30 yards from the car. I limped away with minor cuts a little blood in my urine.

2000 - Dated a pre-op for 8 months and even fell in love with her.

Take your pick on which one was craziest.
 
nydj66 said:
1978- Broke into a convenience store in the middle of the night. Stole wine, lunchmeat and fuck books.

1986 - Dropped acid with my 3 roommates during spring break in Daytona. One roommate had to be sedated and spent the next night in the hospital; wasn't right for a week.

1993 - Drove my Escort GT 100 MPH into a tree while half drunk. Ripped the engine loose from the transaxle, blew through the radiator and they found it 30 yards from the car. I limped away with minor cuts a little blood in my urine.

2000 - Dated a pre-op for 8 months and even fell in love with her.

Take your pick on which one was craziest.
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how did you calculate you were "half drunk"?
 
nydj66 said:
1978- Broke into a convenience store in the middle of the night. Stole wine, lunchmeat and fuck books.

1986 - Dropped acid with my 3 roommates during spring break in Daytona. One roommate had to be sedated and spent the next night in the hospital; wasn't right for a week.

1993 - Drove my Escort GT 100 MPH into a tree while half drunk. Ripped the engine loose from the transaxle, blew through the radiator and they found it 30 yards from the car. I limped away with minor cuts a little blood in my urine.

2000 - Dated a pre-op for 8 months and even fell in love with her.

Take your pick on which one was craziest.
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Ummm, define pre-op
 
zwhit said:
no, but I'm sure a nice .357 mag round would make quite the mess
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let me tell you about the time
sad story really
this old guy worked for the railroad 29 years
got fired and thus no pension
he used a shotgun in the barn
kind of cool since it was midsummer and usually that makes a stink
but no his brains/head were scattered about bales of hay
and the scene smelled like barn
 
Spartacus said:
let me tell you about the time
sad story really
this old guy worked for the railroad 29 years
got fired and thus no pension
he used a shotgun in the barn
kind of cool since it was midsummer and usually that makes a stink
but no his brains/head were scattered about bales of hay
and the scene smelled like barn
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I thought ems/fire dept. cleaned up scenes like that?
 
zwhit said:
I thought ems/fire dept. cleaned up scenes like that?
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no cops never do anything
stand around with their ass wrapped around their thumb
volunteer fire dept peeps will help out
usually I don't want help
normal people weird out when there is a fucked up body
like an arm separated whatever
"can I help?"
yeah bring that arm along
 
Once I helped a guy escape from Federal Prison Boron. He got the frequency of the guard walkie talkies. I had Radio Shack make a chip for me and bought a scanner so I could monitor. Met him in the desert. Drove him 20 miles to the nearest hotel so he could fuck his wife. Then I drove him back. He just wanted to get laid. :FRlol:
 
one time this really fat woman in a late model cadillac got cut in half by a semi
 
Same prison, I smuggled some roids in. Visitors were allowed to go to chapel with inmates on Sunday. My buddy had a janitor job so he had the key to the paper towel dispensers. Sat in church, then got up to go to the bathroom. Unlocked the dispenser and put the package inside. Went back to my seat and a guard gave me a dirty look and went into the bathroom as soon as I exited. I sat there and waited....

He came out and went back to his seat. Mission accomplished.
 
I remember laying out her halves on the embalming table
shit
then the phone rang
"she's going to the other funeral home"
shit yeah!
hallelayeah
 
In high school, I sat outside my friends classroom during alegbra final, senior year. They were both failing. they sat in the back row. they got the tests and threw it out the window. I sat on the grass, leaning against the wall, and did the whole test, and threw it back in the window. They both got A's on the final and passed the class. Got called to the principles office. Friends parents were outraged their kids got accused. Kids never cracked. Mission accomplished.
 
I knew some drug dudes who needed money smuggled out of the country. I was familiar with the airport at Hermosillo, Sonora Mexico from work travels. There was a door there, near the line waiting for customs, where you could slip past the customs line and into the domestic gate terminal. Took loads of 50k cash down there. :)

I wonder if they ever fixed that door. :D
 
call from an ex
she sounds sick
isn't it ironic the only bad girlfriend I've ever had is the only one I continue to talk to
she's like an xwife, mom and sister
 
Headholio said:
I knew some drug dudes who needed money smuggled out of the country. I was familiar with the airport at Hermosillo, Sonora Mexico from work travels. There was a door there, near the line waiting for customs, where you could slip past the customs line and into the domestic gate terminal. Took loads of 50k cash down there. :)

I wonder if they ever fixed that door. :D
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headholio if you ball your fists and "walk" around on the carpet like an ape you can make a bunch of kids laugh
 
nydj66 said:
1978- Broke into a convenience store in the middle of the night. Stole wine, lunchmeat and fuck books.

1986 - Dropped acid with my 3 roommates during spring break in Daytona. One roommate had to be sedated and spent the next night in the hospital; wasn't right for a week.

1993 - Drove my Escort GT 100 MPH into a tree while half drunk. Ripped the engine loose from the transaxle, blew through the radiator and they found it 30 yards from the car. I limped away with minor cuts a little blood in my urine.

2000 - Dated a pre-op for 8 months and even fell in love with him.

Take your pick on which one was craziest.
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These are good. I fixed the last one for you. ;)
 
There's more, which I probably won't tell. Love to hear about people with nuts (ironic for a roid forum eh?)
This is a good one.
PICK3 said:
bare backed crack ho's
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But its Pick3, so who knows.

The Russian Roulette thing is sick, and doubtful. I have been as young and stupid as anyone, but putting the gun to your head and pulling the trigger? Unlikely or death wish. Either way, nothing to brag about.
 
I was driving around the B-more beltway with 2 balls doin fat rails all to myself. I was so high my ears were ringing and i promptly got lost. In my cocaine induced stupor i drove up to the nearest building i could get to and started banging on the door to get directions. It was about 230am,no one was answering but there were lights on.
So i banged harder and harder and nothing so then i backed up to look around for another entrance ... that's when i noticed it was the state police barracks building! WTF i was surround by state cop cars and state highway administration vehicles and didn't even notice! I got the fuck out of there as reasonable quick as i could.
why no one was there i still don't know but thank god cause there was no fucking way i could hide how geeked i was!
 
Headholio said:
In high school, I sat outside my friends classroom during alegbra final, senior year. They were both failing. they sat in the back row. they got the tests and threw it out the window. I sat on the grass, leaning against the wall, and did the whole test, and threw it back in the window. They both got A's on the final and passed the class. Got called to the principles office. Friends parents were outraged their kids got accused. Kids never cracked. Mission accomplished.
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my brother at moeller high took a math test for ken griffey jr
for 5 usd
one dumd negro him is
he even looks dumb
and he is
 
gatemoney said:
I was driving around the B-more beltway with 2 balls doin fat rails all to myself. I was so high my ears were ringing and i promptly got lost. In my cocaine induced stupor i drove up to the nearest building i could get to and started banging on the door to get directions. It was about 230am,no one was answering but there were lights on.
So i banged harder and harder and nothing so then i backed up to look around for another entrance ... that's when i noticed it was the state police barracks building! WTF i was surround by state cop cars and state highway administration vehicles and didn't even notice! I got the fuck out of there as reasonable quick as i could.
why no one was there i still don't know but thank god cause there was no fucking way i could hide how geeked i was!
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LOL good one!!
:D
 
I fucked a pam that fucked arnold
pams and kims recur with me
two rose marys
 
Cop tried to take away my 3.2 beer at 15 to midnight when I was eighteen. I had 15 minutes left! Put my finger to his head and said "bang".
Befor I knew it, cuffs were on. Disorderly conduct. Went to jail for a few hours.
 
Wife and her hot best friend went on a quick weekend getaway, to a nice resort. I "just happened" to end up in the area mountain biking.
They had double beds in the room, so no problem me hanging for the night. Around 3AM, everyone asleep, I got up and jumped into her friends bed. Got under the covers and started fondling. She let me stay! When things started to get hot, 15-20 minutes, wife started making sounds, so friend told me I better split. Never finished the deal (which I knew I couldn't with my wife right next to us), but very fond memory.
 
i was 16 and drunk at a party, cops came, i fled to roof of apt building, got caught, was alrdy on probation, threw me in back of cop car (older crown victoria, no cuffs)only 2 squads were there at the time, all inside besides one who was suppose to stay out by the squads, someone ran out the front and he chased her down, in a drunk frenzy i kicked out back of windshield and got away, in the process tore my brand new rocawear jeans and shredded my calf, climbed out the back and ran to the nearest gas station called my mom and she picked me up, scotch free
 
Headholio said:
Cop tried to take away my 3.2 beer at 15 to midnight when I was eighteen. I had 15 minutes left! Put my finger to his head and said "bang".
Befor I knew it, cuffs were on. Disorderly conduct. Went to jail for a few hours.
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half the cops are pigs
what a poindexter
I'd been hah ha were's your date homey?
what you don't have a date slick
I'm pouring your bud ice out on the asphalt
get the fuck outta here
 
Headholio said:
Wife and her hot best friend went on a quick weekend getaway, to a nice resort. I "just happened" to end up in the area mountain biking.
They had double beds in the room, so no problem me hanging for the night. Around 3AM, everyone asleep, I got up and jumped into her friends bed. Got under the covers and started fondling. She let me stay! When things started to get hot, 15-20 minutes, wife started making sounds, so friend told me I better split. Never finished the deal (which I knew I couldn't with my wife right next to us), but very fond memory.
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people and their sexual organs
what's interesting to me is how much the daughters of women I've dated want what "momma has"
that's a tight rope
 
did almost an entire HS English test lightly in pencil and then ripped out my BF's test out of his hand and gave him mine, my classmates just looked at me shocked, so did he, poor dude wasn't gonna graduate if he didn't pass the test so I decided to help him, bitch then failed math :worried:
 
jiggagold said:
i was 16 and drunk at a party, cops came, i fled to roof of apt building, got caught, was alrdy on probation, threw me in back of cop car (older crown victoria, no cuffs)only 2 squads were there at the time, all inside besides one who was suppose to stay out by the squads, someone ran out the front and he chased her down, in a drunk frenzy i kicked out back of windshield and got away, in the process tore my brand new rocawear jeans and shredded my calf, climbed out the back and ran to the nearest gas station called my mom and she picked me up, scotch free
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reminds me of a bad acid trip I had when I ran into an oak tree almost totally naked in 11 degree cold. the frost looked cool while tripping
anyhow I thought I could run through that tree
I remember the blood was warm
yay
I had a discusiion with god and eventually my bros found me
so I didn't get frostbite
my mom took me to the hospital
 
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