What is a one night stand?

[nangiggles]

Please settle a discussion I have with a friend. If you sleep with someone that you never met but then befriend them is it still a one night stand?

 

[WoodyO]

It's called a meat up around here. Like what you did in GA.

 

[-SD-]

One night stand is banging on the first date pretty much knowing you arent going to bang them again, irregardless of becoming friends or not afterward.

 

[cindylou]

Please settle a discussion I have with a friend. If you sleep with someone that you never met but then befriend them is it still a one night stand?

Yes IMO

 

[nydj66]

I disagree with SD, a one night stand is banging and then never getting together with that person again. Banging and then deciding to be just friends after is a unique category.

Which are we going to do when you come to NY?

 

[nangiggles]

I disagree with SD, a one night stand is banging and then never getting together with that person again. Banging and then deciding to be just friends after is a unique category.

Which are we going to do when you come to NY?

what if you sleep together and then become friends and sleep together occasionally? kinda negates a one night stand

I'm in NY now, I'm leaving at 5

 

[miplank]

that's called friends with benefits.


are you fucking retarded? This is all common knowledge.

 

[sexyMFer]

I love a classic "my friend" thread

 

[-SD-]

nan would be very stupid to fuck some dude then remain friends since shes married

 

[rainbococksleev]

This is really fuckin pathetic

 

[nydj66]

what if you sleep together and then become friends and sleep together occasionally? kinda negates a one night stand

I'm in NY now, I'm leaving at 5

If I leave now I can hit the City about 4:30. Text me which airport and which restroom. Then just wait there with your panties around your ankles...I'll find you.

 

[sexyMFer]

nan would be very stupid to fuck some dude then remain friends since shes married

Nan don't give a fuck. She's got 9 toes out the door

 

[WoodyO]

Soooo, just so were all clear here - Nan fucked someone in NY and now needs clarification on whether it was a one night stand or not?

Please respond.

 

[rainbococksleev]

It was DT and she was in Georgia but ya basically

 

[WoodyO]

It sounds to me like she is taking a one night stand east coast tour.

 

[caligirl85]

I think of a one night stand as more you'll never see them again or at least never talk or do it again. Befriending is that unique category or FWB.

 

[wootoom]

I want a one life stand

 

[caligirl85]

One minute stand?

 

[wootoom]

More like 30 seconds for me

 

[Aplopez8]

It's when you smash someone then never see them again and have no idea who they are .. I'm the youngest hear so my answer is the most relevant , all you old fks don't know ish

 

[wootoom]

It's when you smash someone then never see them again and have no idea who they are .. I'm the youngest hear so my answer is the most relevant , all you old fks don't know ish

*here

 

[WoodyO]

Here's some rare footage of me and my first 10 second stand:

eFukt.com | Newb Cums in 10 Seconds

 

[-SD-]

Here's some rare footage of me and my first 10 second stand:

eFukt.com | Newb Cums in 10 Seconds

I watched

 

[WoodyO]

I watched

And?

 

[bigbassturd]

How the fuck is lopez the voice of reason around here?

This place went to shit.

A one night stand is smashing a mfkr and then peace the fk out, thanks for the good time.

Don't even have to know their name.

Smashing more than once is a booty call, smashing more than once while friends is friends with benefits, and never getting smashed at all is rnchscam.

A real one night stand is just a random fk that happened to be there when you wanted some.

Dumbass

 

[cindylou]

so a one night stand is a stranger pretty much?

 

[sexyMFer]

Nah, a one night stand could be with a buddy's mom who you've known for 15 years, imo

 

[sexyMFer]

When I think one night stand I think sex with someone who you have no intention of future relations with

Doesn't mean you can't become friends or develop a relationship though

 

[miplank]

Im having a one night stand with myself tonight

 

[sexyMFer]

Just don't make yourself breakfast in the morning. Better pick something up on the way to work so it doesn't get weird

 

[caligirl85]

Nah, a one night stand could be with a buddy's mom who you've known for 15 years, imo

That sounds like there's a story there!

 

[cindylou]

Im having a one night stand with myself tonight

you are?

 

[sexyMFer]

That sounds like there's a story there!

I wish

 

[-SD-]

And?

hes indeed a rookie that gets off in 10 seconds

 

[rainbococksleev]

This thread is considered an aids circle jerk

 

[miplank]

you are?

Maybe

 

[-SD-]

can i jelq?

 

[miplank]

can i jelq?

If you must.

 

[wootoom]

I'm sick

 

[-SD-]

If you must.

im not mooslim
guess not

 

[Aplopez8]

How the fuck is lopez the voice of reason around here?

This place went to shit.

A one night stand is smashing a mfkr and then peace the fk out, thanks for the good time.

Don't even have to know their name.

Smashing more than once is a booty call, smashing more than once while friends is friends with benefits, and never getting smashed at all is rnchscam.

A real one night stand is just a random fk that happened to be there when you wanted some.

Dumbass

That's what I said doe

 

[caligirl85]

Doe?

 

[miplank]

ngr version of "tho"

 

[-SD-]

ngr version of "tho"

Hahahahahahahha

 

[caligirl85]

lololololol

 

[-SD-]

Can i inner asshole?

 

[nangiggles]

Nan don't give a fuck. She's got 9 toes out the door

THIS ^^^

Soooo, just so were all clear here - Nan fucked someone in NY and now needs clarification on whether it was a one night stand or not?

Please respond.

I will not confirm nor deny anything. #whore

It's when you smash someone then never see them again and have no idea who they are .. I'm the youngest hear so my answer is the most relevant , all you old fks don't know ish

I thought that's what it meant, I was discussing this with a friend (yes I really was talking about it with a friend you fuckers ) To me a one night stand is pretty much with someone you never talk to again, or dont even know WTF they are. It may be a one night stand in the moment but then it kind of isn't, not sure if it can change though, that's why we were having the conversation.

 

[caligirl85]

If you're talking about it, it's probably not a one night stand.

 

[WoodyO]

Did he leave $14 on the dresser afterwards?

 

[caligirl85]

$21.50

 

[nangiggles]

$21.50

He left $30 but asked for change

 

[ffactor_reloaded]

Any ass play?

 

[caligirl85]

Too late..you missed your chance

 

[WoodyO]

He probably would've had erectile dysfunction anyways.

 

[caligirl85]

But I swear this never happens

 

[nangiggles]

He probably would've had erectile dysfunction anyways.

What's worse ED or premature ejaculation?

 

[miplank]

what's worse?


pry being married to a fgt

 

[nangiggles]

Lets ask Cindy when u get married

 

[miplank]

yeah, we could do that.



or we could just go off all your posts.

 

[nangiggles]

True

 

[miplank]

don't see her on here bitching about lack of sex do you?

 

[miplank]

cuz I made her go to another forum to do it!

 

[nangiggles]

Lolololol

 

[miplank]

lolol

 

[-SD-]

cuz I made her go to another forum to do it!

can i sock play?

 

[Captain FT]

so a one night stand is a stranger pretty much?

A stranger is when you jerk off using your opposite hand.

 

[sexyMFer]

I thought it was when you sat on your hand so it falls asleep and it goes numb?

 

[Captain FT]

That too, usually done with the opposite hand.

 

[nangiggles]

This thread delivered

 

[sexyMFer]

I'm ambidextrous. No strange for me fml

 

[WoodyO]

Use your feet

 

[Captain FT]

You can sew two skinless boneless chicken breasts together that's always a fav

 

[-SD-]

You can sew two skinless boneless chicken breasts together that's always a fav

Can I salmonella?

 

[nangiggles]

Peehole salmonella

 

[caligirl85]

Mad dick disease

 

[-SD-]

Mad dick disease

hahahhahahhahahaha

 

[Captain FT]

My dick is always mad...yes plank because it's so small.

 

[miplank]

you say it like everyone already doesn't know it's small.

 

[Captain FT]

You missed me admit it you fgt fuck.

 

[miplank]

who are you?

 

[Captain FT]

I can't breathe I'm so fucking mad right now.

 

[miplank]

if you've been gone this long and still haven't weighed your wifes head...



well...im fucking pacing about it.

 

[caligirl85]

Go drink some kava you angry homos

 

[caligirl85]

Hahahaa
That was awesome! Somebody let me punch them!

 

[miplank]

wtf are you cackling about?

 

[caligirl85]

I'm amusing myself

Carry on

Nothing to see here

 

[WoodyO]

I have some serious taint sweat going on.

 

[-SD-]

Cali still learning the finer nuances of EF bish mode

 

[nangiggles]

who are you?

Dont act like u dont remember the eyebrow chop job

 

[Captain FT]

if you've been gone this long and still haven't weighed your wifes head...



well...im fucking pacing about it.

Hahahahahaha omg I completely forgot about that, hilarious! We'll be drinking tonight I'll see if I can weigh her head.

 

[nydj66]

What's worse ED or premature ejaculation?

ED for sure. With premature ejaculation you still get to cum...and what else matters, really?

 

[nangiggles]

lololol well that's one way to see it....

 

[Aplopez8]

I can cum with out a boner

 

[-SD-]

I can cum with out a boner

you cum without a dick

 

[Aplopez8]

you cum without a dick

You cum with a dick up your ass

 

[-SD-]

You cum with a dick up your ass

hope it was tight enough rob

 

[ffactor_reloaded]

lololol well that's one way to see it....

I would like to come in your vag.

 

[wootoom]

Gross

 

[caligirl85]

Ewww

 

[bigbassturd]

What if I had said it?