A normal life is when you always choose the road of the least resistance, you shun excitement, innovation and rebellion and you just do everything that everybody else does, because "everyone's doing it". Its the lowest form of life there is, it brings no pain, no joy, just a blinding, soothing, boring satisfaction that transforms into a great shock the one day you realise that you have been living a pointless life without passion working a completely useless job, staying with a decent but boring wife (or getting married in the first place) and failing to raise a bunch of stupid kids.
Also you like sitcoms.
it makes me sick just thinking about it