What is a "milf?"

[SofaGeorge]

My girlfriend went to a wedding without me. One of her employess was getting married. After the girl got back from the honeymoon, she told my girlfriend that a couple guys at the wedding said she was a "milf."

What's a milf?

 

[satchboogie]

motha i'd like to fuck

 

[SofaGeorge]

motha i'd like to fuck

Ah, so then there are people I must kill. Thank you.

 

[tiger88]

it is from American Pie .....the high school kids are at a party and go into the living room and see a picture of the family, and one kid says," MILF, MOM I'D LIKE TO FUCK"

 

[Optimus B]

brooke burke is a milf.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

tiger, umm, I heard the expresion the first time 10 years ago. Long before that movie.

 

[tiger88]

tiger, umm, I heard the expresion the first time 10 years ago. Long before that movie.

lol this is where i first got it


alot of "milfs" at upper class malls.....they are the gold diggers who are hot

 

[presguy]

alot of prime milfs in my area.

 

[Stangfriik]

brooke burke is a milf.

Hell yea.

 

[Gymgurl]

ME!!!!! lololol

 

[tiger88]

you have a kid and married?

 

[PolishHammer1977]

it is from American Pie .....the high school kids are at a party and go into the living room and see a picture of the family, and one kid says," MILF, MOM I'D LIKE TO FUCK"

MILF has been around longer than that movie young man!!!!!!

 

[Gymgurl]

I have three and married

 

[tiger88]

MILF has been around longer than that movie young man!!!!!!

sorry sorry....i am new to all slang

 

[Generic MALE]

you have a kid and married?

TEchnically they just have to have kids, not be married. Mom I'd like to F*** - mother being the operative noun indicating parenthood not marriedness. But can indicate any woman whose age ranges from just out of being kid-aged (25) to much much older.

 

[pitbullstl]

My wife.....................is a hella fine MILF.......

Not just according to me.....

But all the 16 year olds at my gym......when she is picking our daughter up from "Kid's Club" at 24 Hour...........

 

[tiger88]

My wife.....................is a hella fine MILF.......

Not just according to me.....

But all the 16 year olds at my gym......when she is picking our daughter up from "Kid's Club" at 24 Hour...........

trust me bro....better to have 16 year old high school kids getting excited about your wife instead of making comment like" thats a HUGE bitch" or " god damn she got hit with the ugly stick"

it is better this way


and when they see your arm around here, i wouldnt worry about them trying to take her from hya

 

[Heahy Minister]

alot of "milfs" at upper class malls.....they are the gold diggers who are hot

Very true! Hot milfs and nice malls go hand in hand. I think that's all they do is shop.

 

[wetback]

I think my wife might qualify as a MILF.

But she has 4 kids..........................

Oh yeah thats her in my avatar

 

[wetback]

Ah, so then there are people I must kill. Thank you.

Sofa, take that as a really nice compliment !

 

[EnderJE]

Go to a surburban gym in the midmorning. I took some time off work when my second kid was born and worked out at 9:00 - 10:00 am. Jesus! The women at the gym! No ditzy poor gym cardio bunnies. 30 - 40 year old rich trophy wives who worked out frequently!

Some even did deadlits / squats!

I thought I died and gone to heaven.