What if you said this...

[slat1]

I was out Saturday and wound up in a room full of people I did not know. They were all talking about work. It winds up they were all teachers.
Well, my buddy was sleeping before going back to work and they were really loud.
Seeing as I like to have a little fun I thought I would add to the conversation. When one girl said she worked in such and such town I said "I had sex with the a prositute there last month. She was 60"
I also strictly referred to the group as "you people".
Finally, I continually asked why they had pants on all the time.
Only one girl got really pissed off.
Another was indifferent.
Two sat on the couch and we had a blast laughing.
Someone is going to shoot me one day...

 

[UA_Iron]

Whatever you need to say to keep things interesting works man.

I probably wouldn't say that, then again I might not be as clever in that sense.

 

[needtogetarmy]

Some people are too uptight. High school teachers can be that way. Except my old neighbor. I miss her soooooooo much. sek-c.

 

[Jon79]

u still partying hard bro?

 

[Creepusmaximus]

My wife was a manager in a big hotel and I couldn't stand the damn parties. Constant work talk then it was where they would like to transfer next. Never have a met such strange people. Some just had mental problems and we're incapable of not agreeing with you. For those people I would just make up the weirdest thing I could think of and see what they thought. This one chick was over the top. I could literally tell her I have decided to fuck goats on the weekend for a hooby and she would say "that's nice you have a good hobby." LOL>

These hotel managers all worked 70 hours or so a week and had no lives. Lived in 4 different states or countries in the last 10 years and they couldn't tell you a thing about those places. Only thing they knew was work becuase they had no lives.

 

[ponyfitness]

Teachers are usually desperate and horny. I hope you at least got laid.

 

[Razorguns]

Did any of them look like Sarah Palin?

The single teachers are so easy to get laid if you're the only guy teacher who looks kinda half decent. Married horny middle aged teachers are even easier.

Wish I had known that back in the day.

r

 

[nimbus]

Whatever you need to say to keep things interesting works man.

I probably wouldn't say that, then again I might not be as clever in that sense.

good analysis here