My friend told me his gf came home from work one day and her kids and the other neighbor kids were playing outside with all her sex toys,I guess she was realy embarrassed, I don't know why, lol
two guys are undressing in the gym locker room. one guy dropps his pants, revealing a very feminine, pink lacy pair of victoria secret's underwear.
when asked by the secong guy how long he has worn that particular brand, the first guy replies "ever since my wife found them on the floor of the back seat of my car".