well... there's a guy at the gym. probably around 240# or so. Definitely a blue collar guy (i think he works for an oil company or something, at least according to his workout t-shirts) and he's married (or at least he's wearing a wedding band) and i've heard him talk about kids. he comes across as the most average joe you could imagine. down to earth, seems nice enough, blah, blah.
only thing is... his toe nails are usually painted... pink. not always, they're sometimes red or even dark red, but mostly pink.
i know it's not undies, but explain that one to me, would ya?