what i miss most

[CoBra666]

i was taking my nasty ass backup multivitamin and it reminded me of something. Some ppl wake up to smell of fresh coffee. I liked the smell of Helladrol in the mornings/afternoon/night. If you have some smell it compared to other supps. It even smelled powerful. Beast too im guessing. Sighhhhhh. Oh well. Planning for october I hope.

 

[CoBra666]

thats of course aside from being ripped and lean, and the pumps, and so forth

 

[jiggagold]

dude ur fucked up, u must be in a roid fog

 

[Sub-Zero]

my piss smells like 40% blood, 50% malt liquor, and 10% piss

 

[CoBra666]

lol, to some i suppose i would be and to some im not. idk i just remembered opening up my little bottle and kind of getting a whiff of all the caps. i was always like mmmm smells powerful. i had to start taking my shitty backup multis and they just taste and smell like crap. made me miss them.. although its consensus that im fucked up. ther was a post in here recently about being a homo for likin american idol or something. i wrote that once i had my buddy stick a lit cigarette in my asshole to see if i could inhale with my butt and fart smoke and that im not gay so hes okay with american idol. lmao yeah i do some fucked up stuff. but sometimes its just outa context ya know. once i tried to light a fart bare ass and i singed all my but hairs and burnt my asshole. my fkat mate and his girl came home and walked in on me cooling my hole in the kitchen sink. they thought i was fucked. then later i was putting polysporin on my buthole, they didnt see that but it felt very unnatural

 

[jiggagold]

dude u really put a cigarette in your ass? and singed ur asshole+pubes?

and your roomate and his girl caught u cooling your cornhole in the kitchen sink???

that is classic

 

[redshirt27se]

you put a lit cigarette up your butt?



best thread ever, more stories.

 

[bren565]

lol, to some i suppose i would be and to some im not. idk i just remembered opening up my little bottle and kind of getting a whiff of all the caps. i was always like mmmm smells powerful. i had to start taking my shitty backup multis and they just taste and smell like crap. made me miss them.. although its consensus that im fucked up. ther was a post in here recently about being a homo for likin american idol or something. i wrote that once i had my buddy stick a lit cigarette in my asshole to see if i could inhale with my butt and fart smoke and that im not gay so hes okay with american idol. lmao yeah i do some fucked up stuff. but sometimes its just outa context ya know. once i tried to light a fart bare ass and i singed all my but hairs and burnt my asshole. my fkat mate and his girl came home and walked in on me cooling my hole in the kitchen sink. they thought i was fucked. then later i was putting polysporin on my buthole, they didnt see that but it felt very unnatural

MUCH HONOUR.


and everytime i open up a
bottle of:

gear
need2slin
muscle rep
novadex...

anything i lick my lips... MMMMMMMMM

deliscious

 

[chris302001]

lmfao

That's as pretentious as fags who like to talk about smelling napalm in the morning.

 

[CoBra666]

you know its just alot of drinking. when you start talking about stuff, you know how theres always a bullshitter everywhere. i believe someones always gotta stepup and try whatevers being talked about. stickin E up your ass or whatever. i stopped drinkin a few years ago cuz of the shit i always get in, but seeing as i had a convo about this last night with the girl. but for a bday gag i cling wrapped this chicks toilet while she was at the bar ( we lived in a staff accom at lake louise ski hill) but she never came home so i ended up taking a big ole crap on the saran wrap, then i made a little flag with a toothpick and napkin and wrote happy bday becca on it and stuck it in the shit. then i drew a big happy face with the ketchup and mustard bottle around the whole thing. that also reminds me when they threatened to kick me out later in the year i shat in a gatoraid bottle, ya know with the wide mouth (suprisingly easy) and poured it all over the HR office. lol in the pop bottle where the soda falls out. in the vents under the couch.... i also fire extinguished a party in one of the rooms. like 5 ppl wwent to the posion clinic cuz they were really sick but suprisingly that yellow shit powder shit isnt toxic. almost got a 10k fine for that tho. lol good times

 

[redshirt27se]

sounds like you're a huge asshole and probably deserved to get fired.

 

[lartinos]

You should make more threads

 

[jiggagold]

You love the art of defecation

 

[CoBra666]

You love the art of defecation

yes, yes i do. although i havent drank in 2 years so my stupidity has subsided

 

[CoBra666]

sounds like you're a huge asshole and probably deserved to get fired.

asshole, lol yeah ive heard that a few times but i didnt even work there. i just lived in ppls couches and stole food from the co-op. or me and my other couch buddy would have a party at the place we stayed at and while everyone was there we would raid everyone elses places who were at our place for food and booze. once we even were in time to get a pizza as the oven timer reached zero. lol betchya that guy was pissed.

 

[PICK3]

me and my other couch buddy

 

[CoBra666]

is that a mo smiley face? lol despite the term couch buddy and having a guy stick a lit cigarette in my ass i am indeed straight. my buddy whose couch i originally lived on ended up getting fired cuz we partied to much and he missed alot of work, then he hit a japanese couple in the back of the legs hard with a chairlift so he got fired. then we went and stole another couch from a nearby hotel and we both lived on couches