What Happened To Musclebrains?

[musclebrains]

I'm here. I never got my tiara for winning board princess. I think Omega made the whole thing up to make me feel bad. So, yes, Dball, I had to go to Cabbagetown and declare myself Queen of the Inbred Midgets.

 

[OMEGA]

HEY!!!!! nice too hear you MUSCLEBRAINS

I hope you got somewhere with your writing.

and no the tiara is legit...I told you it is a hybrid .......... a tiarika if you will.....it is being made as we speak by a group of Hasidics, that I am down with.

JK

 

[musclebrains]

HEY!!!!! nice too hear you MUSCLEBRAINS

I hope you got somewhere with your writing.

and no the tiara is legit...I told you it is a hybrid .......... a tiarika if you will.....it is being made as we speak by a group of Hasidics, that I am down with.

JK

Well, please, send it to Anal as a peace offering. He needs it. I am content with the alien probers.

 

[the nature boy]

come on musclebrains, you haven't been posting quite as much as normal. This place isn't quite the same with out you.

 

[smallmovesal]

 

[musclebrains]

come on musclebrains, you haven't been posting quite as much as normal. This place isn't quite the same with out you.

I'm on cycle, I had an emergency root canal, I have several major editorial projects due, strongchick left and took our lovechile with her, my practice is booming, happyscrappy keeps sending me his underwear, my elbows hurt, it's a myth that deca eases joint pain, i have gotten huge in four weeks and spentagn finds me intimidating but strangely attractive, Enron gives me an eerie sense of irony, I think Dubya was drunk when he fell forward from pretzel inhalation.

I feel so betrayed by Omega, farming my tiara out to a religious cult, Warik would have handled it better and made sure that it was untouched by fat hands, Hillary Clinton really is the Virgin Mary come back, I have 3 possums living under my house, I have to call critter control about six times a year and have a dead animal removed from the crawl space, which makes me the John Wayne Gacy of marsupials. Last year, I had seven raccoons living under the house. They got in the walls and drummed on the sheetrock. They were too cute to kill.

I am remodeling a hovel in the mountains so I can re-enact the Unabomber's life but with gay style, I don't like buying new clothes because I'm on cycle, someone should design a very cheap line called "BloatWear," I hate all this compulsory protein consumption and the inevitable jokes about spermatazoic milkshakes, what are you supposed to do in a coffee shop -- snack on a steak with your latte?

I am going to teach in Spain for a month, happy about that, good thing the Spanish only eat meat and no vegetables, I think I will go to Amsterdam for a weekend for some Dutch Bible Study, I guess I better not carry syringes and testosterone to Spain, seeing as it will be mistaken for liquid explosives, I wonder if I can safely carry liquidex, i am thinking of going to India but they don't eat much steak there and there is a line at every Slurpee machine.

 

[gymtime]

The John Wayne Gacy of marsupials?? Beautiful. I'm going to shamelessly work that into a conversation at work tomorrow.

 

[the nature boy]

ah good ole' musclebrains. glad to know you're alive and well. Well you're gone to spain or india I'll be sure to use the word "mkay" while you're gone.

 

[Island Son]

who makes this stuff and how do they come up with it? I can understand a flaming monkey offering a toaster, now that would be relevant. And funny.

 

[Island Son]

cool, MB's still around. Beware the karmathon.

Sigh... miss the controversy. Hasn't anyone been banned lately?