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What Happened To Musclebrains?

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  • HE IS BUSY WRITING

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • HE IS BUSY GARDENING

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • HE IS ON A TRIP

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • HE IS TAKING A BREAK

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • HE IS INTERIOR DECORATING

    Votes: 6 35.3%
  • HE IS HIDING BUT WITH US

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • HE WAS ABDUCTED BY A ROVING BAND OF HOMEXUAL ALIENS, AND IS BEING SUBJECTED TO MADATORY ANAL PROBES

    Votes: 8 47.1%

  • Total voters
    17
He went on a cycle and lost his mind. Became terribly insulting over night and then disappeared.

I heard him mention going to Europe for an assignment, I thought it was later in the year though.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
He went on a cycle and lost his mind. Became terribly insulting over night and then disappeared.


Yes he can be a princess sometimes, but still this place would not be the same without him, and I like him
 
Re: Re: What Happened To Musclebrains?

EYEPEEE said:


hey maybe you no suck him so hard no more!!! WOOHOOO!!


ME LIKE WHITE HORNY LADY!!!

no I am not gay,

got to love alternate identities on elite though:rolleyes:

like this guy:)
 
I hope he didn't blow out his elbow that was really inflamed.

I suggested he lay off some but he said ice was nice.

Typical doctor.
 
Test boy said:
I hope he didn't blow out his elbow that was really inflamed.

I suggested he lay off some but he said ice was nice.

Typical doctor.

hmmm?

that sucks

I hope he is well.....

what's up with injuries and guys...is it machismo, or denial?

even though we know that soemthing is developing that could be seriuos, we still persist like stubborn idiots......my self included.

an ounce of prevention is definatly worth a pound of pain
 
He got mugged down in Cabbage Town by some midgets with Gyno... they forcefed him Halo for 4 days straight.. his liver is in ICU as we speak.
 
I'm here. I never got my tiara for winning board princess. I think Omega made the whole thing up to make me feel bad. So, yes, Dball, I had to go to Cabbagetown and declare myself Queen of the Inbred Midgets.
 
HEY!!!!! nice too hear you MUSCLEBRAINS

I hope you got somewhere with your writing.

and no the tiara is legit...I told you it is a hybrid .......... a tiarika if you will.....it is being made as we speak by a group of Hasidics, that I am down with.

JK

:angel:
 
OMEGA said:
HEY!!!!! nice too hear you MUSCLEBRAINS

I hope you got somewhere with your writing.

and no the tiara is legit...I told you it is a hybrid .......... a tiarika if you will.....it is being made as we speak by a group of Hasidics, that I am down with.

JK

:angel:

Well, please, send it to Anal as a peace offering. He needs it. I am content with the alien probers.
 
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The Nature Boy said:
come on musclebrains, you haven't been posting quite as much as normal. This place isn't quite the same with out you. :(

I'm on cycle, I had an emergency root canal, I have several major editorial projects due, strongchick left and took our lovechile with her, my practice is booming, happyscrappy keeps sending me his underwear, my elbows hurt, it's a myth that deca eases joint pain, i have gotten huge in four weeks and spentagn finds me intimidating but strangely attractive, Enron gives me an eerie sense of irony, I think Dubya was drunk when he fell forward from pretzel inhalation.

I feel so betrayed by Omega, farming my tiara out to a religious cult, Warik would have handled it better and made sure that it was untouched by fat hands, Hillary Clinton really is the Virgin Mary come back, I have 3 possums living under my house, I have to call critter control about six times a year and have a dead animal removed from the crawl space, which makes me the John Wayne Gacy of marsupials. Last year, I had seven raccoons living under the house. They got in the walls and drummed on the sheetrock. They were too cute to kill.

I am remodeling a hovel in the mountains so I can re-enact the Unabomber's life but with gay style, I don't like buying new clothes because I'm on cycle, someone should design a very cheap line called "BloatWear," I hate all this compulsory protein consumption and the inevitable jokes about spermatazoic milkshakes, what are you supposed to do in a coffee shop -- snack on a steak with your latte?

I am going to teach in Spain for a month, happy about that, good thing the Spanish only eat meat and no vegetables, I think I will go to Amsterdam for a weekend for some Dutch Bible Study, I guess I better not carry syringes and testosterone to Spain, seeing as it will be mistaken for liquid explosives, I wonder if I can safely carry liquidex, i am thinking of going to India but they don't eat much steak there and there is a line at every Slurpee machine.
 
:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol: The John Wayne Gacy of marsupials?? Beautiful. I'm going to shamelessly work that into a conversation at work tomorrow.
 
ah good ole' musclebrains. glad to know you're alive and well. Well you're gone to spain or india I'll be sure to use the word "mkay" while you're gone.
 
The Nature Boy said:
ah good ole' musclebrains. glad to know you're alive and well. Well you're gone to spain or india I'll be sure to use the word "mkay" while you're gone.

Oh, I don't go to Spain for another six weeks but it's on my mind because I have so much preparation to do. I'm teaching in Spanish, which makes me n ervous. As for India, I doubt I'll go. I spent three months in Turkey a few years ago and I'm not so, um, Third Worldish. Mkay?
 
musclebrains said:


Oh, I don't go to Spain for another six weeks but it's on my mind because I have so much preparation to do. I'm teaching in Spanish, which makes me n ervous. As for India, I doubt I'll go. I spent three months in Turkey a few years ago and I'm not so, um, Third Worldish. Mkay?


Turkey isn't that 3rd worldish is it?
 
The Nature Boy said:



Turkey isn't that 3rd worldish is it?

I always get Turkey and Hungry mixed up b/c they both make me want to eat. One of my friends went there... meaning one of those two, and enrolled in school b/c it was the cheapest way to get room and board for a year. never went to classes though. he had hair down past his ass and ended up shaving his head bald b/c he was harassed so much by the authorities even though he wasn't doing anything more than just drinking way too much.
 
fuck man!

Thats too bad my freind (can I call you freind?)

I think I understand.

the " social" liberals it seems have been chased off the board.

I am fiscally moderate, and mildly socially conservative.

and I think you are rightly mad at that my freind.

the environment here as been less than cordial too people like Strong ChicK Ryan H and some others.

but I would always defend you dude.

Strongchick and Ryan H made some very bad moves in poor taste, just as bad as some of the as**oles on this board or any other for that matter that you and I disagree with.

it would be a shame for you to retreat...i hope it's onlt temporaray.

Has it ever dawned to you that some of us miss you?

if you care....... I know I do

your bud

Dion
 
OH I found out where he is!!!

he is on his new MOD throne wearing a cape and tiera,

but he is weeping eating handfulls of bon bons????

internet powere will be bitter sweat MUscle Nuts!

curiuos to see if you begin licking threads or not???

just remeber we want you to be as consistant as you were when you were anormal member.....

yea yea......Omega get a life I here in the backround.....

but seriuosly evryone seems to change when they become a mod do you guys find out things that get to you or something?

any way

congrats Musclebrains you deserve it

O
 
musclebrains said:

I am going to teach in Spain for a month, happy about that, good thing the Spanish only eat meat and no vegetables, I think I will go to Amsterdam for a weekend for some Dutch Bible Study, I guess I better not carry syringes and testosterone to Spain, seeing as it will be mistaken for liquid explosives, I wonder if I can safely carry liquidex, i am thinking of going to India but they don't eat much steak there and there is a line at every Slurpee machine.

This Dutch Bible Study group wouldn't happen to meet in either the Day or Night Suana, would it? Those small rooms make great confessionals!:angel:
 
mb,

HEY!

y arnt u posting more often?? Fuck ur practice. Real life is just a nessecary means to finance ur internet connection ;)

Speaking of real life, Ill be moving out of my house soon. Very happy about that.

Good luck with ur practise.
 
I'm here. My desktop has gone wacky and I had to buy a new one. I'm swamped with work and had to cancel my month in Spain cuz -- get ready, Omega -- I've received an appointment to teach some seminars ON CHRISTIANITY at UC. I'm sure you'll be on the front row, with Mr. Green at your side.
 
musclebrains said:
I'm here. My desktop has gone wacky and I had to buy a new one. I'm swamped with work and had to cancel my month in Spain cuz -- get ready, Omega -- I've received an appointment to teach some seminars ON CHRISTIANITY at UC. I'm sure you'll be on the front row, with Mr. Green at your side.
On Christianity?? A few people must be spinning in their graves.. and they're not dead yet
 
Island Son said:

On Christianity?? A few people must be spinning in their graves.. and they're not dead yet

WEll, of course, my take is not exactly orthodox. :angel: I refer you to one of the texts I'll be using: "The Sexuality of Christ in Rennaissance Painting and Modern Oblivion" by Leo Steinberg, amazing book.
 
musclebrains said:
I am serious. Whether I care to be publicly branded the anti-Christ in that milieu, I'm not so sure.


BLA BLA BLA oK oK !!!!! already!!!!

so when are you coming over?

can we hang out??
 
musclebrains I'm here. My desktop has gone wacky and I had to buy a new one. I'm swamped with work and had to cancel my month in Spain cuz -- get ready, Omega -- I've received an appointment to teach some seminars ON CHRISTIANITY at UC. I'm sure you'll be on the front row, with Mr. Green at your side.

Off the hook with the spanish then...

I´m sure you´ve published. Care to direct me to some of your lighter fair? I´m not quite the luminary I pretend to be.
 
TO MUSCLEBRAINS

What´s a NON SEQUITEUR? (Did I even spell that right?)

Reading a book about GW Bush and the author has thrown that one at me more than once...
 
Re: TO MUSCLEBRAINS

aurelius said:
What´s a NON SEQUITEUR? (Did I even spell that right?)

You: "What's a non sequitur?"

GWB: "Yeah, so what? At least I shoved a pretzel in my mouth instead of my dick down Monica Lewinski's mouth. At least I've got a bruised forehead instead of a dry-cleaning bill for a cum-stained dress. "

Got it?
 
musclebrains said:


You: "What's a non sequitur?"

GWB: "Yeah, so what? At least I shoved a pretzel in my mouth instead of my dick down Monica Lewinski's mouth. At least I've got a bruised forehead instead of a dry-cleaning bill for a cum-stained dress. "

Got it?

YOU ARE GAY!!!!!
 
En el otro lado es donde viví, Con mi muchacha que se llama Mixie, Sus padres sus padres me trataron matar, Un poco después tuve que regresar, Con un chingo de dinero. No me importa que sería. Porque todo se quitará. Cuando empecemos, no me dió cuenta. De que luego, tuviera que pagar. Pero, se dice también. No me propongo predicar, Vive y dejar vivir... Pero el amigo Es un condón en el bolsillo!!!!!
 
Ya te he respondido. Da igual. Soy profesor de inglés, como todos los guiris.

Todavía no me has respondido a mi.

I´m sure you´ve published. Care to direct me to some of your lighter fair? I´m not quite the luminary I pretend to be.
 
aurelius said:
Ya te he respondido. Da igual. Soy profesor de inglés, como todos los guiris.

Todavía no me has respondido a mi.


Tu Y Muscle Brains both take it en el pooper!!!!!!:)

libertad tus corholes!!!!
 
aurelius said:
Ya te he respondido. Da igual. Soy profesor de inglés, como todos los guiris.

Todavía no me has respondido a mi.


Hombre, sabes muy bien que no voy a decirte mi nombre aqui. Me importa mucho el anonimo...
Tengo mucha invidia a ti. Nada me gustaria mas que vivir en Espana.
 
dballer said:
En el otro lado es donde viví, Con mi muchacha que se llama Mixie, Sus padres sus padres me trataron matar, Un poco después tuve que regresar, Con un chingo de dinero. No me importa que sería. Porque todo se quitará. Cuando empecemos, no me dió cuenta. De que luego, tuviera que pagar. Pero, se dice también. No me propongo predicar, Vive y dejar vivir... Pero el amigo Es un condón en el bolsillo!!!!!

*SNORT*
 
musclebrains said:


I lurk. Happy's gone, Strongchick is gone, Ryan rarely posts, Omega wants my smegma obviously, you gave me a bogus leg program. What is there to say?

The smegma comment was thoroughly disgusting. I'm impressed. Good to see ya around mb.
 
Hombre, sabes muy bien que no voy a decirte mi nombre aqui. Me importa mucho el anonimo...

Como tu mandes, jefe.

Tengo mucha invidia a ti. Nada me gustaria mas que vivir en Espana.

Así que te da celos, eh? Pues ¡toma! En plan broma tío.:)

Care to explain your avatar to us?

atentamente,
aurelius
 
musclebrains said:


I lurk. Happy's gone, Strongchick is gone, Ryan rarely posts, Omega wants my smegma obviously, you gave me a bogus leg program. What is there to say?

Leg program? Hardly. I gave you sage calf advice. An entire leg program will cost real money. And it is my opinion that young Happy is not gone forever.
 
aurelius said:


Como tu mandes, jefe.



Así que te da celos, eh? Pues ¡toma! En plan broma tío.:)

Care to explain your avatar to us?

atentamente,
aurelius

It's a cropped image of the below, from an alchemy text of the 16th century. I'm not sure of its literal meanings, if alchemical diagrams can be said to have literal meanings, but the figure is clearly Apollonic (because of the sun) and Hermetic (because of the caduceus), the implication of the caduceus and the positioning of the figure on the heart being the role of the latter in healing. There are entire alchemical series that depict the perceptual capabilities of the heart.

And of course, I love his gay little miniskirt.


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gymtime said:


Leg program? Hardly. I gave you sage calf advice. An entire leg program will cost real money. And it is my opinion that young Happy is not gone forever.

YOu did too give me a leg program and, actually, it worked pretty well. It's just that my legs are too long for my body.

I know the conditions of Young Happy's return: celibacy and appointment as moderator of the midgets forum.
 
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