What"gift" under the tree would make you happiest this year?

[the nature boy]

OK ok...I'll fess up. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

I put the astroglide on the donkey's undercarriage. Then I launch him off the roof and enjoy the sight of a flying jackass. The ice is to sooth his scorched belly. The rubber chicken is just something I've always wanted from watching Nickelodeon for years.

<wipes tears> that was funny as hell.

Ok, heres a question. Let's say you got the rubber chicken. What then? What would you do with it? Walk around with it? Just put it on top of your dressser? I want one too but I think the idea of the rubber chicken is better than the reality of owning a rubber chicken. It's a big decision.

 

[HighIntensity]

NB- you write some classic stuff...

 

[68GT350]

Well, I'd have to have a lot of rubber chickens. I always had this dream of having the ball pit at Chucky Cheeses, but filled with rubber chickens.

 

[68GT350]

NB- you write some classic stuff...

Robot Monkeys on a Pirate ship is pretty fucking funny.

 

[the nature boy]

I think we all were fucking hilarious, made all the lame threads much better. We should all pat each other on the back. Like so. <pats self on back, while rocking back and forth and drooling.>

 

[68GT350]

*pats NB on the ass, in a manly sort of way*

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

I asked for a Pirate Ship when I was 19.. I was tripping on Acid or somthing.. and I asked my Dad of a Pirate Ship... I did not get one..
This year I would like new knees. Or a Glide with a Brake for my car.

Pirate ships rock. So do wenches with barrels of ale and apples.

 

[strongchick]

world peace and harmony.

 

[OMEGA]

I would like a seven incher to suddendly turn into a ten incher the next day..........then I would be complete, I swear i would never ask for another thing.

 

[HighIntensity]

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