What"gift" under the tree would make you happiest this year?

[dballer]

OH.. I also want a NOS Pro Shot

 

[theoak01]

id like to spend christmas with my girlfriend and my family,but ill only get my family and the girlfriend a few days after christmas

 

[the nature boy]

oh yeah I also want the Weekend At Bernies compilation. And an end to all mullets. And clowns. And I'd like a big glass of water because I'm thirsty. And I'd like to find my ADD pills.

 

[68GT350]

A donkey, economy size bottle of Astroglide, bucket of ice, and a rubber chicken.

 

[danielson]

george foreman grill

im easily amused. id probably play with the box the whole day

 

[starfish]

I want peace on earth

starfish

 

[the nature boy]

A donkey, economy size bottle of Astroglide, bucket of ice, and a rubber chicken.

Oh I gotta see how this all fits togther!!!! LMAO


<says to self in homer simpson voice> rubber chickens are funny.

 

[68GT350]

Who said anything about using them together? I just want those things.

 

[the nature boy]

Who said anything about using them together? I just want those things.

<slightly dissapointed> oh okay.

 

[68GT350]

<slightly dissapointed> oh okay.

OK ok...I'll fess up. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

I put the astroglide on the donkey's undercarriage. Then I launch him off the roof and enjoy the sight of a flying jackass. The ice is to sooth his scorched belly. The rubber chicken is just something I've always wanted from watching Nickelodeon for years.