What does it take to get fired in this place?

[frorider6]

I post on a steroid related internet message board all day.

When I'm not doing that, I play games.

When I'm bored with all that, I look at porn.



Sure I do some work now and then but fucking A I've been dicking off for the past year and a half. Hell, if they ever do promote me to manager, I'll have to fire myself out of sheer principle.

 

[HappyScrappy]

yeaaaah. I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday.

 

[frorider6]

Hey everybody!!! Watch me leave early today.


Later.

 

[Legs1010]

yeaaaah. I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday.

Office Space!

I love that movie, it was on Comedy Central yesterday.

 

[smallmovesal]

yeaaaah. I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday.

this is my desktop picture at work:

 

[vixenbabe]

If I worked for you..I'd spray paint a raw egg black and tape it inside of your Moped helmet. Have the entire office looking out the windows for a good laugh too.

 

[bigschweeler]

PC Load Letter?

Vixen - I like your t-shirt!