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Imnotdutch
butler monkey
Reckon it would suck big time..........
What do you think of marriage?
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sh4dowf4lcon
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Marriage is grand if you are fortunate enough to have married the "right one".
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
FitFossil said:
It woudl take a very understanding person to deal with me. I like my own space.........am an asshole in the morning........not huge on socialising unnecessarily.........always put myself first.........I could go on.
There are also few people in my extended family with solid marriages.
tuc biscuit
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Please tell me you watched wife swap last night.
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
tuc biscuit said:
Last night I was busy getting laid (miracles DO happen)...........so no. What did I miss?
tuc biscuit
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Imnotdutch said:
Damn!!!!!!! what was he like? (sorry, but I couldn't resist)
What/who was she, you missed the most obnoxious woman on the face of the earth, it will probably be repeated later this week on channel 4, so keep an eye out it is well worth watching, for shock value if nothing else.
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
tuc biscuit said:
lol I'll keep my eyes peeled........obnoxious personality wise or looks wise?
tuc biscuit
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Imnotdutch said:
Both!!!! think of Waynetta slob's uglier, lazier, fatter more obnoxious sister and you will be half way there.
Come on, give us some hot gossip on this dame.
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DepressiveJuice
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whats wife swap about?
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
tuc biscuit said:
Married, nice ass, thinks I'm polite for letting her walk up stairs first.........sound familiar?
Personality is kinda annoying though.
tuc biscuit
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Imnotdutch said:
damn..........married?
Where'd you meet?
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
tuc biscuit said:
School.........figured its her marriage and none of my business.
All of the female staff have figured out that I am single and in better shape than most male teachers. Could make for some fun times in the near future..........right before I move on to a new job hehehe.
tuc biscuit
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Imnotdutch said:
Damn, is it one of the ones you mention before on here. Also milk the women for all you can get before you jump ship.
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
tuc biscuit said:
lol you got it
I am certainly planning on making the most of this situation. I reckon 3 of em would be up for a foursome if I played it right
....or this could justr be wishful thinking.
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Imakarum_Mirabilis
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Imnotdutch said:
May the nature of your conduct be returned in full.
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
danielson said:
In a word.........and knowing that I have no intention of staying in this school long-term.........absolutely (I assume I am reading your analogy correctly and dont literally mean ink hehehe).
This is something that I have had to consider since last year when a gross head of year tried it on during a school trip (would you believe she tried to choke my chicken on the bus with 30 or so kids behind us?).
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
Imakarum_Mirabilis said:
Well if it isnt Mr. Holier than thou.
tuc biscuit
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Imnotdutch said:
lol you got it
I am certainly planning on making the most of this situation. I reckon 3 of em would be up for a foursome if I played it right
Damn, that would set lips talking in the common room.
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
tuc biscuit said:
Well I am not the telling type........but they could talk if they wanted the world knowing about it.
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Imakarum_Mirabilis
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Imnotdutch said:
You're very responsible.
You have a lot of character.
lol
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
danielson said:
hey if i was one of the kids i would respect you
unless she was a whale in which case i would find it hillarious
She was a whale lol. You never seen a man move away so quick as when she tried it on. Long story behind this one.........anyway the other staff figured out what she did and take great pleasure in reminding me. I'm sure it is funny from their point of view.
tuc biscuit
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Imnotdutch said:
I suppose it will add a bit of spice to a boring school day, perhaps you can get laid while your getting paid.
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
Imakarum_Mirabilis said:
Do people often fall asleep through boredom when they are talking to you?
