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What do you do when you see boobies ?

anthrax

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Once in a while there is a chick with a nice cleavage who's doing DL or any exercice that let anybody have a glance at her boobs

strangely enough most of the guys in my gym either don't notice that, pretend not to or just look somewhere else

What's wrong with them ?

Anyway what do you do when the chick notices that you've stopped working and catches you staring at her rack ?
 
If I'm out in public i've usually forgotten about them by the time I get home. If they're in the same room as me I usually proceed to have sex with them. If they're on the computer I usually proceed to have sex with myself.
 
Dial_tone said:
If I'm out in public i've usually forgotten about them by the time I get home. If they're in the same room as me I usually proceed to have sex with them. If they're on the computer I usually proceed to have sex with myself.
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Sooo...given the chicks around here...I can assume that I do NOT want to see your monitor.
 
Nah, I'm a crusty old man so I can't shoot that far anymore. You definitely don't want to borrow any of my t-shirts. LOL
 
Prettylittlepest said:
I can appreciate a nice set of boobs:P
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Always want what you can't have? jkjkjkjkjk I'm sure you have nice ones, but slip a pic so we can verify.
 
I stare at them DUH! hehehe...

Funny story.......

Was at Chili's one night sitting at the bar chatting with my sister and the bartender... 12:00 rolled around and they are closing down but the bartender said we could hang out longer while they cleaned up and chat with them. One of the waitresses that had been coming by shooting the breeze with us sits next to us and starts doing her tips.. chatting with us.

So she looks at me and my sis and she say's "real or fake" HAHAHA.. I said uh.. who wants to know... She said well the guy in the back bet me they are real... but I think I know boobies better than him and I just had surgery a few months back ;) ..... blah blah....

Then she proceeds to reach over and fondle my breast....... HAHAHA... I've had a female friend or someone I know do this before but never a stranger.. So.... I reached right back over and groped the bitches tit too...

The poor bartender..... It left him speechless :evil:
 
Frisky said:
I stare at them DUH! hehehe...

Funny story.......

Was at Chili's one night sitting at the bar chatting with my sister and the bartender... 12:00 rolled around and they are closing down but the bartender said we could hang out longer while they cleaned up and chat with them. One of the waitresses that had been coming by shooting the breeze with us sits next to us and starts doing her tips.. chatting with us.

So she looks at me and my sis and she say's "real or fake" HAHAHA.. I said uh.. who wants to know... She said well the guy in the back bet me they are real... but I think I know boobies better than him and I just had surgery a few months back ;) ..... blah blah....

Then she proceeds to reach over and fondle my breast....... HAHAHA... I've had a female friend or someone I know do this before but never a stranger.. So.... I reached right back over and groped the bitches tit too...

The poor bartender..... It left him speechless :evil:
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Wow. In that case, can I come over?
 
EnderJE said:
Wow. In that case, can I come over?
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You want to fondle me don't you? :rainbow:
 
EnderJE said:
uhhhh...stammer....palm sweaty.....

Nope, I just want to check if they're real and to buy you breakfast..... :qt:
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Thats what they all say.... :rolleyes:


:lmao: tee hee
 
Frisky said:
Thats what they all say.... :rolleyes:

:lmao: tee hee
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All? How many times have you gotten breakfast? I'm talking poached eggs, baby! Sheesh, and I thought I was special. :p
 
EnderJE said:
All? How many times have you gotten breakfast? I'm talking poached eggs, baby! Sheesh, and I thought I was special. :p
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LOL...

Actually NEVER... But I've been feed a few lines, just never fell for um . I guess they take me for a fool.. I dunno. My usual come back is alot more graphic and straight forward, I don't bullshit people ... followed by......
"Sweetie.. does that line usually work for you? You need better material" ;)

You are special... I'll take you up on that poached egg.. but lets make it 4 egg whites, 1 whole egg.. and 1/2 cup oats lightly sweetened with splenda :p
 
Frisky said:
You are special...
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At least you didn't say Gary Coleman special.

I'll take you up on that poached egg.. but lets make it 4 egg whites, 1 whole egg.. and 1/2 cup oats lightly sweetened with splenda :p
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[/QUOTE]Whoa. That sounds like alot of work. Hmmm. Lemme see if they're real first... ;)
 
EnderJE said:
At least you didn't say Gary Coleman special.


Whoa. That sounds like alot of work. Hmmm. Lemme see if they're real first... ;)
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LOL...

I'm high maintence when it comes to my meals.. *wink*
 
Frisky said:
LOL...

I'm high maintence when it comes to my meals.. *wink*
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Fortunately, I'm a chef!

Okay, no I'm not. But I play on on TV.

Okay, no I don't. But I cook a mean steak and eggs.

Okay, no I can't. But I can order out.

I'm good for something after all.
 
Frisky said:
I stare at them DUH! hehehe...

Funny story.......

Was at Chili's one night sitting at the bar chatting with my sister and the bartender... 12:00 rolled around and they are closing down but the bartender said we could hang out longer while they cleaned up and chat with them. One of the waitresses that had been coming by shooting the breeze with us sits next to us and starts doing her tips.. chatting with us.

So she looks at me and my sis and she say's "real or fake" HAHAHA.. I said uh.. who wants to know... She said well the guy in the back bet me they are real... but I think I know boobies better than him and I just had surgery a few months back ;) ..... blah blah....

Then she proceeds to reach over and fondle my breast....... HAHAHA... I've had a female friend or someone I know do this before but never a stranger.. So.... I reached right back over and groped the bitches tit too...

The poor bartender..... It left him speechless :evil:
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LOL. I didn't know this! Can you fondle mine also?
 
EnderJE said:
Fortunately, I'm a chef!

Okay, no I'm not. But I play on on TV.

Okay, no I don't. But I cook a mean steak and eggs.

Okay, no I can't. But I can order out.

I'm good for something after all.
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:lmao: Let your fingers do the walking....
















(Im talking about the yellow pages... you perv..) tee hee
 
Frisky said:
:lmao: Let your fingers do the walking....
(Im talking about the yellow pages... you perv..) tee hee
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Perv? Right...

<wipes off cold sweating from imagining fingers walking over frisky...>
 
Kroliczek said:
LOL. I didn't know this! Can you fondle mine also?
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YES... you know it! :chomp:
 
EnderJE said:
:idea:

"But, I'll make you famous!"
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There you go again......

Thats what they all say! :rolleyes:
 
Frisky said:
Thats what they all say! :rolleyes:
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I see I'm batting 0.00 this morning with you. Actually, its so bad I now owe you points. <throws away leisure suit> You must be a popular gal...
 
EnderJE said:
I see I'm batting 0.00 this morning with you. Actually, its so bad I now owe you points. <throws away leisure suit> You must be a popular gal...
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come on now.. your batting average is way above 0.00 :qt:

And no.. I'm not a popular gal.. I attract the young'ns remember... I think they are just still wanting to nurse :worried:
 
Any room for Older Men on this thread?
 
ChefWide said:
Any room for Older Men on this thread?
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Sweetie.. Theres always room for Cheffy Smoove .. where I'm concerned :p

I'll MAKE room for you sugar. Come see .. right here :qt:
 
Frisky said:
Sweetie.. Theres always room for Cheffy Smoove .. where I'm concerned :p

I'll MAKE room for you sugar. Come see .. right here :qt:
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Wellllll thennnn...I can see your gallery has taken on some real substance there, ma petite beignet.. Thongaholism is untreatable, don't you know. Take my word for it...

However, the tension can be relieved after properly utilizing the no-hands-removal-manuever.



:lmao:
 
ChefWide said:
However, the tension can be relieved after properly utilizing the no-hands-removal-manuever.



:lmao:
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not familar with that manuever.. Schooooollllll me :evil:
 
Frisky said:
not familar with that manuever.. Schooooollllll me :evil:
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I know your a dedicated learner, but beware, some diciplinary action may be in order..


:evilking:
 
If I get balatantly caught looking at boobz, usually I act like I was looking at something else by darting my eyes real fast...ultra shady lol

this older guy i lift with got cold busted a while back. this big-boobied 19 yr old was wearing a t-shirt that had some sort of message on it, he was squinting to read the message and the chic called him out with the classic "Excuse me pervert!" he tried to mumble that he was only reading the message
 
ChefWide said:
Wellllll thennnn...I can see your gallery has taken on some real substance there, ma petite beignet.. Thongaholism is untreatable, don't you know. Take my word for it...
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waaaaaaaah. I can't get the damn thing to load. :(
 
ChefWide said:
I know your a dedicated learner, but beware, some diciplinary action may be in order..


:evilking:
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:evil: I'm ready for the lashing..........
 
back on topic....

I like boobies. I think I am a fan of C cup sized boobs, just seems to be a good size.

But honestly, when I see boobs I think "I wonder how her ass looks" and then wait till she turns around and then am satisfied or dissapointed.
 
Anthrax said:
Once in a while there is a chick with a nice cleavage who's doing DL or any exercice that let anybody have a glance at her boobs

strangely enough most of the guys in my gym either don't notice that, pretend not to or just look somewhere else

What's wrong with them ?

Anyway what do you do when the chick notices that you've stopped working and catches you staring at her rack ?
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:lil k:
 
in the gym i usually respect her and dont look. i do notice but dont stare or any BS like that. for the most part i'm better looking than she is so i'll usually catch them staring at me.

i wore a tight shirt last monday on chest/tri day. i never wear tight shirts so when i went in all the usuals were shocked to see me. guys and gals were looking. it was pretty cool.

but it really comes down to this in life: i want hot pussy and i haven't got any yet. (note i said hot, not average that every dude seems to settle for).
 
We can't help it qt, they're right in your avie and they're rather spectacular. Far as the gym goes, I like boobs! If I see them, I'll admire them quickly but I don't stare. Unless the girl is moving some serious weight... that I'd stare at regardless of the boob quality, but that rarely happens in my gym. Girls and guys stare at my arms alot more than I stare at boobs.
 
My brain shuts down for a few seconds until I hear a peripheral noise of some kind to kick me back to reality. Then I end up thinking about them some more later on. :)
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
My brain shuts down for a few seconds until I hear a peripheral noise of some kind to kick me back to reality. Then I end up thinking about them some more later on. :)
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That's exactly what I was going to post almost verbatim. Quit stealing my thoughts
 
i think most women that show them off know they're gonna be looked at.
sometimes thats kinda nice. :p
 
i make a point of not checking a girl out like that, because i find it demeaning. if you get caught, you look like a dick, and if you dont, you just end up feeling sleazy/frustrated anyway, so whats the point

when i see a girls boobs its usually when she's showing them to me, and thats the only time i care to see them
 
GoldenDelicious said:
i make a point of not checking a girl out like that, because i find it demeaning. if you get caught, you look like a dick, and if you dont, you just end up feeling sleazy/frustrated anyway, so whats the point

when i see a girls boobs its usually when she's showing them to me, and thats the only time i care to see them
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Fortunately for me Ive never much cared about being considered sleazy.

Im comfortable with that aspect of my personality
 
GoldenDelicious said:
i make a point of not checking a girl out like that, because i find it demeaning. if you get caught, you look like a dick, and if you dont, you just end up feeling sleazy/frustrated anyway, so whats the point

when i see a girls boobs its usually when she's showing them to me, and thats the only time i care to see them
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You were probably breast-fed though, right?
I wasn't. Still I don't stare, but I like to sneek peeks when I can. :)
 
EnderJE said:
Speaking from experience? :P
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:)
well.. you know... better they are looking at that than my ghetto booty.
 
Sugarplum said:
:)
well.. you know... better they are looking at that than my ghetto booty.
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Actually, I wouldn't know unless you plan to post more pics of yourself in the gallery. :p
 
JerseyArt said:
Fortunately for me Ive never much cared about being considered sleazy.

Im comfortable with that aspect of my personality
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i am thouhg. im whats known as a 'silent achiever' in the dating world ;) (except on EF, here im kind of vocal)

hansel: yes, i was, thats why i have such good immunity :)

anyway looking at womens breasts is kind of like porn - im not interested, since if im not going to touch it, i dont want to know about it!
 
GoldenDelicious said:
anyway looking at womens breasts is kind of like porn - im not interested, since if im not going to touch it, i dont want to know about it!
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LMAO... just for you GD.. :lil k: <--- you can touch those all you like.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
uh, thanks, frisky

your boobs look kinda flat, by the way...and you have to do something about that haircut, it makes you look yellow...
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well.. hmph..

yes my boobs are flat.. but look how they giggle... :lil k:

You don't like my hair? :bawling:
 
The Shadow said:
You have yankable hair I bet
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mmhmm


You have bitable traps I bet :chomp:
 
....wait...you were flirting with me....


LMAO

Amp gets flet up by a MILF and I get flirted with


...the end of the world is coming
 
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