What do Americans like about Simon Cowell?

[sugarlicious]

i know Simon Cowell is massive in the US...and i cant understand WHY???????? What is is about that ugly idiot???????????!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

fo shizzle is is

 

[DannoMight]

i havent a clue. i always wondered what someone from the UK is doing picking an "american" idol.

 

[chewyxrage]

I'm an American and I don't like him.

So, your generalization is wrong, again.

 

[Phaded]

i like his bitch tits

 

[Basic_wonder]

He is annoying as fuck ....

 

[stephen4327]

too sarcastic... shit gets old

 

[stosstruppe]

Funny at first watching him burn all those talentless assholes who thought their shit didn't stink.

"You fucking stupid bitch! You can't fucking sing! You should be serving me burgers and fries at McDonalds! Here's a phrase for you to memorise! "Paper or plastic?" Now get the fuck out of my studio! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" And then you see the bitch break down 'cause she's used to having mummy and daddy telling her how fab she is for the past 18 years. Hahaha fucking quality.

But yea shit's old now.

 

[HAYEZ]

I Sure Dont Care For Him