What did you name your turkey?

[big4life]

I just got mine out of the bag and I think that it looks like a Henry. He looks kind of sad right now, but let me slap some butter on him, put some herbs and butter under his skin, then he'll be feeling better. Then once I get his skin to turn a nice crisby brown I'll be feeling better.

 

[wootoom]

choderboy

 

[big4life]

I just put Henry into the oven. He looked happier now that he was covered in butter and spices.

 

[IvanOffelitch]

I named mine "dinner"

 

[starfish]

 

[big4life]

Ole Henry is beginning to cook as I type.

 

[starfish]

Ole Henry is beginning to cook as I type.

I don't think you should name things that you cook

 

[big4life]

I don't think you should name things that you cook

How else was I going to talk to him?

I've been talking to him since I put him in the oven.


Care to join me in a glass of wine?

 

[starfish]

That's morbid..lol

Don't pour wine on the bird

 

[Razorguns]

Buddy. After Buddy in Charles in Charge.

 

[big4life]

It's time for Henry to come out of the oven and me to go to bed.

 

[yomama]

It's time for Henry to come out of the oven and me to go to bed.

Your avatar, I want those slippers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CrazyK]

I named him Joe Blow.

 

[Razorguns]

I'm gonna wirte a new horror script that will come out as a feature film next year:

It's the story of a poor defenseless turkey -- destined to be chopped and eaten by some fat family somewhere in the US.

But this Turkey has a different idea. It's gonna eat some HUMANS INSTEAD!!

29th Century Fox presents

Buddy...The Killer Turkey.

On the prowl, attacking and killing savagely innocents humans shopping for turkeys. Especially the scantily-clad young females one. Guest Apperance by Tom Arnold.

 

[DJ_UFO]

Mine is named Michael Moore...hahahahahha

 

[slickdadd]

coldblue

 

[Lady Viking]

ditto