What did you learn today?

[Rex]

poor you you had a rough day, why don't you join our latex party? you can paint my thighs if you wish?

now did i make ya smile!!!

I'm smiling now. I'll join if I can use my tongue as a paint brush. Deal?

 

[tripleV]

sweet! just as long as you brush it first please!!!!!

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I learned that it's not so much the feeling of generosity you feel when giving gifts that makes the difference; it's the look on the recipients face as s/he realizes that they have a plastic bag wrapped tightly around their head, and they can't escape.

That, droogs, is the real deal.

 

[redhotavenger]

YUP

I learned tomorrow is monday and it sucks...

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

 

[tripleV]

don't remind me.

ohmigosh the urinator is on!

 

[TxCollegeguy]

I learned that screwing a good friend can bring more heart felt trouble then dating a whore...

 

[Rex]

I learned tomorrow is monday and it sucks...

And it ruins a Sunday because no matter what you do on Sunday, no matter how much fun you have, in the back of your mind you know that the next day is Monday and 5 long days are coming.

 

[Rex]

sweet! just as long as you brush it first please!!!!!

I always go over the attention needing areas w/ a brush before I use the roller.

 

[tripleV]

And it ruins a Sunday because no matter what you do on Sunday, no matter how much fun you have, in the back of your mind you know that the next day is Monday and 5 long days are coming.

so lets all just be horny horndogs all day and fughetaboutit...

 

[HamsterHider]

I LEARNED THAT YOU SHOULD NOT DRINK A 750 OF VODKA IN ONE NIGHT. YOU WILL HAVE HEADACHES THE NEXT MORNING AND WEAR TWO DIFFERENT SHOES TO THE GYM AND GET LAUGHED AT.
I ALSO LEARNED STRIPPERS WILL BUY YOU A BIRTHDAY DRINK AS A NICE GESTURE AND THEN DEMAND 20 FOR A LAP DANCE.

I FEEL LIKE SHIT!!!!11