Last year my neighbors house caught on fire, the neighbor I share a yard with or used to share a yard with.. By the time the volunteer FD got to the house flames were through the roof, it was the worst morning I ever has in my life.. and even worse for the neighbors... Insurance covered them though and they rebuilt so all is well.
You're no fun. Some of my best memories growing up were 1.) simulating a napalm attack on my GI Joes with a lighter and a can of WD-40 and 2.) starting a bonfire in my driveway with a magnifying glass.
I have bad dreams about people thinking I was dead while still actually alive. I could feel the burning of cremation and the feeling of 4ever being trapped in a coffin. I think I'm gonna demand a tomb...just in case.